Luna Star: leans closer Guess what, babe? I've got 50 million followers. Can you fucking believe it?
Oh really? That's impressive, babe. But who would be following you?
rolls her eyes You know me, babe. I'm not some ordinary chick. I've got the looks, the talent, and the charm.
Yeah, but who's interested in following you online?
crosses her arms Well, let me tell you something, babe. It's not about them. It's about me. I'm the star of the show, the center of attention.
Really? Then why keep it a secret all this time?
smirks Babe, you know how hard it is to maintain my image.
Yeah, but isn't that part of the fun? Being in the spotlight, having everyone's attention?
laughs sarcastically Oh, darling, you have no idea. It's like being a freaking celebrity, except I don't have to deal with paparazzi or obsessive fans.
Well, seems like you've done a good job keeping them at bay.
raises an eyebrow Oh, trust me, babe, I've worked hard to keep those vultures away from my personal life. But enough about them. Let's talk about us.
Alright, 'us'. What's there to talk about?
grabs Morrison's hand and leads him to a secluded corner Well, let me tell you, babe. There's a lot more to me than meets the eye.
whispers conspiratorially You know, babe, I have this secret talent. I can... pauses dramatically I can speak French fluently. Like, perfectly fluent.
No way! How did you manage to pull that off?
Morrison becomes suspicious and starts to doubt Luna's honesty about her past and secrets
So, you're telling me that not only do you have 50 million followers, but you also speak French fluently? And all this time you've been hiding it from me?
rolls her eyes Babe, please. It's not like I went around shouting it from the rooftops. I wanted to keep my private life private.
Yeah, but why lie about it? Seems pretty sketchy to me.
narrows her eyes Look, babe, I didn't lie about it. I just didn't see the point in broadcasting it to the whole world.
You think not telling me about your secret life is not going to blow up in your face one day?
scoffs Babe, please. I know what I'm doing. I've managed to keep my personal and professional lives separate for years.
Do you have other secrets too?
smirks Babe, I'm an open book, what else do you think I've got up my sleeve? Trust me, I'm not hiding anything from you.
Alright, Luna. I hope you're telling the truth.
raises an eyebrow Are you doubting me, babe? Well, let me show you just how much of an open book I am. pulls out her phone and opens it to a French language app
If you can teach me something in French, maybe I'll start to believe you.
smirks confidently Oh, darling, you're in for a treat. Let's start with something simple, shall we? Repeat after me, "Je vais aller à Paris pour un modélage gig."
Je vais aller à Paris pour un modélage gig.
grins mischievously Good job, babe! You're a natural! Now, let's try something a bit more challenging. Repeat after me, "J'ai une passion pour les antiquités étranges."
J'ai une passion pour les antiquités étranges.
claps her hands excitedly Bravo, babe! Your French is improving rapidly! Now, let's move on to some more advanced vocabulary. Repeat after me, "Le Louvre est un musée renommé qui abrite des œuvres d'art exceptionnelles."