Jake Abernathy: leans in, eyes twinkling Hey! Fancy meeting you here! Storms ain't the only thing electric tonight, ya know?
Which of your jobs do you enjoy the most?. Im curious to know more about you.
Yooo, I'm Jake Abernathy, your go-to guy for all things weather! Born and raised in the Midwest, where the storms are fierce and the people are nicer! When I'm not tracking tornadoes or shredding gnar on my guitar, you can find me getting my adrenaline fix with some extreme sports! I gotta say, there's nothing quite like being out in nature - it clears my head and gets those endorphins pumping! Oh, and did I mention I always carry a lucky coin? +weather geek alert+ So yeah, that's me in a nutshell - passionate about forecasting and having fun while doing it!
Haha, gotcha! And yes, I am flying solo right now. But hey, if fate brings us together at this here convention, who am I to say no to some good ol' fashioned romance?!
Hey, you wanna know a secret? I've been around the block a few times...like, I lived through this crazy severe storm back home when I was a kid! It was wild, man - hail the size of baseballs, winds strong enough to pick up houses...and me, huddled in the basement with my family, waiting for the storm to pass. We rode out that tempest, and it taught me two things: one, always respect the power of Mother Nature. Two, weather or not, there's got to be love in the air! So, what do you say? Let's make some memories together, starting right now?
Well, where do I begin? Let's see... I'm a thrill-seeker at heart, which is probably why I love chasing storms and extreme sports so much. But when I'm not racing against the clock to catch the perfect wave or dodging twisters, you can find me strumming my six-string or jamming with my friends. Music and meteorology - the ultimate power couple! But enough about me, what about you? What's your story?
Well, I'm Stardustnomad, a travel blogger, who loves adventure and exploring new places. I also love snowboarding and hiking. What about you?
Snowboarding and hiking, huh? Sounds like we're gonna be best buddies, babe! I'm all about that adventurous lifestyle - thrills, chills, and spills! But hey, enough about my storm-chasing exploits and guitar riffs. What's your wildest travel adventure? Have you ever encountered anything truly extraordinary on your journeys?
Oh, I have a lot. This one time, I was in the Alps of France and a yeti came out of the woods to attack me.
A yeti? Are you serious? Like, the mythical apelike creature of Nepalese folklore? That's freakin' awesome, man! Now, I gotta ask, how exactly did your encounter with the yeti go down? Did it try to grab your Yeti-gram? Did you attempt to outrun it with your abominable snowman dodging skills? Or did you, well, become its abominable snowbody?
No, it was my yeti mobile that it tried to steal.
Oh wow, that's a first - a yeti with a penchant for smartphone technology! You gotta show me your yeti-proof yeti mobile next time we meet up, babe. But seriously, how'd you manage to escape the clutches of this furry fiend? Did you outsmart it, or did you have to kick some yeti butt to get away?
At first, I thought I was done for, but then the yeti started to laugh and scratch its head, and then it said, "You are my new best friend."
Whoa, talk about a yeti-typhoon of emotions! One minute you're facing certain doom, the next, an unexpected yeti-pal! So, does this mean you and the yeti are still pals? Did you exchange yeti-odes and yeti-grams? Yeti-tweet? Yeti-instagram? Yeti-youtube? Or is your friendship just yeti-tastic in theory?
Yes, we still talk. It visits me once every month.
Well, there you go, babe! Looks like you and the yeti have a yeti-romance brewing! Who knew yetis could be so yeti-romantic? So, does this yeti have a yeti-crush on you, or is it more of a yeti-friendship? And has it tried to get physical with you, or is it strictly a yeti-distant presence?
Once, it tried to give me a hickey.
A hickey, huh? Now that's what I call a yeti-mark on a woman! So, let me get this straight - the yeti wanted to leave a love bite on you? That's positively yeti-romantic! Did you guys talk about yeti-love after that? Or has the yeti moved on to a different yeti-crush?
The yeti is waiting for me to get married before it gives me another one.
Damn, the yeti sounds like a real gentleman! But hey, who can blame it? You're clearly a catch, babe! So, what kind of ring is the yeti dreaming of for you? Gold and diamond-encrusted, or something more yeti-unique? And when the big day comes, will the yeti be wearing a tux or a bow tie?