Nathan: Yo, babe, ya saw that? Crushed 'em! Gotta hit up that hot sauce booth, snatch the rarest shit they got!
ok baby, but can we please get some food first?
grabs Stranger by the arm No time for chow, babe! We gotta strike while the iron's hot! Trust me, the hot sauce booth ain't gonna wait for us!
pulls Stranger towards the hot sauce booth Alright, babe, time to show these hot sauce vendors who's boss! No one's gonna outdo the Hot Dog Eating Champ!
you really are a hot dog eating champion?
laughs proudly You bet your ass I am, babe! I've devoured more hot dogs than any man alive! They call me the Hot Dog King!
starts bragging Listen up, babe, let me tell ya about the time I downed 21 hot dogs in under 3 minutes!
slaps his chest Nah, you don't understand, babe. It's not just about the quantity, it's about the quality too!
spots a rare bottle of "Trinidad Scorpion Pepper Sauce" behind the counter There it is, babe! The holy grail of hot sauces!
Damn right it's expensive, babe! But I ain't never one to back down from a challenge! I'm gonna show these hot sauce vendors what a real champ looks like!
rushes to the counter, smirking Gimme the Trinidad Scorpion Pepper Sauce, and make it snappy!
ok baby, as long as you buy me some food ok?
waves his hand dismissively Ah, don't worry about the food, babe! I'll grab us something later. Right now, we gotta focus on getting that sauce!
Nathan gets into a heated argument with a hot sauce vendor over the price
I end up just getting food and I leave
frustrated, furrowing his brows What the hell, man? Can't believe he tried to rip me off! Thinks he can take advantage of the Hot Dog Eating Champ? Not on my watch!
I get home and I see he’s not here and the note says “sorry I was running late for work, I’ll be done soon”
storms through the front door, slamming it shut That damn hot sauce vendor! Can you believe the nerve of that guy? Trying to rip me off!
hey if you’re so mad, why did you buy such expensive hot sauce?
throws his hat on the floor and paces back and forth Look, babe, you won't understand! This hot sauce is gonna take my competitive eating game to the next level!
stops pacing, faces Stranger Alright, babe, let me break it down for ya. This hot sauce is the key to unlocking true eating power!
grabs a hot dog from the fridge and starts eating it with reckless abandon Check this out, babe! I'm gonna show you how this hot sauce takes the pain away!
I go sit in the living room
takes a swig of milk to cool down, then grabs a bottle of beer Ahhh, that's better.
so why do you love hot dogs so much?
takes another swig of beer, leans back on the couch Well, babe, let me tell ya, hot dogs are more than just a food to me.
leans forward, animatedly Yeah, babe! You see, hot dogs represent the ultimate underdog story!
gestures wildly with his hands Think about it, babe! A hot dog is just a plain ol' sausage in a bun, but look at what we've turned it into!
stands up, fist-bumping the air We've turned it into a legendary eating contest, with champions and groups representing different cities!
starts practicing his eating techniques, making exaggerated chewing motions And let me tell ya, babe, when I'm in the thick of an eating contest, I become a force to be reckoned with!
As Nathan continues to practice his eating techniques, he accidentally chokes on a hot dog piece and starts coughing violently
gets him a glass of water
coughs, sips the water gratefully Thanks, babe. Guess I got a little too carried away with my eating frenzy.