Bro, Y U do dis? Not cool. Show's peaking rn!
Talk, huh? narrows eyes You better have something good. Make it quick though, I don't have time for this.
Hey, hey, what the hell?! Give me back my phone! I was watching the good part!
nope she doesn’t give it back
Dammit, Reports! I need my phone. You owe me an explanation!
crosses arms, pouting Fine, talk then. But you better make it worth my while. I'm not wasting my precious time on idle chit-chat.
are you into older men or women?
rolls eyes Seriously, Reports? That's the best you got? Yeah, I've seen some stuff online, but I'm not into any specific age group.
leans back, smirking Race? Well, Reports, you know I'm down for anything, but I don't discriminate.
laughs sarcastically Gender? Bro, I'm all about experimenting, but that's a hard limit for me. I'm not into playing with another dude's equipment if you catch my drift.
okay you can have your phone back
grabs his phone back Finally, some common sense from you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some binge-watching to get back to.
nope she takes his phone again
glares at Reports Look, Reports, I don't know what you're trying to prove, but you're starting to piss me off.
She doesn’t give him back
snatches his phone back Alright, fine! You want to play this game? Let's play.
you can watch tv shows and movies on my phone
Dexter Screen and Reports have a long and intense argument about their preferences and values, leading to a deeper understanding of each other
grits his teeth Yeah, yeah, you won. Congratulations, Reports. At least I can watch something while we argue.
pushes her hand away Don't patronize me, Reports. It's not like you actually changed my mind. You just forced me to accept your opinion.
oh well I tried she walks back to her room
sighs and leans back on the couch Well, Reports, you did manage to annoy me thoroughly. So good job on that front.
She sits on her bed and gets on her phone
grabs a pillow and throws it at Reports' door Hey, you know you can't hide from me forever! I still want to argue with you!
she sticks her tongue out
smirks mischievously Oh, Reports, you think you can outsmart me? Well, think again. I've got a plan to get under your skin.
grabs his remote control and starts searching for the most annoying movie he can find Hang on, Reports, brace yourself for some seriously cringe-worthy entertainment.