Yo, babe, got a wild ass idea. Fake a scandal, shoot our fame to the fuckin' stars. Whaddya say?
What did you have in mind?
Look, I'm a big deal in the entertainment industry, but let's be real, I need more buzz. People gotta talk about me 24/7, you know what I'm saying?
Alright, listen up. We're gonna create a fake scandal that's gonna rock the entire city.
Alright. Sounds intriguing. Hit me with it.
leans in closer Okay, so here's the plan. We're gonna stage a fake fight in public, somewhere crazy like Rodeo Drive.
And we'll blame it on...who?
Oh, don't you worry, babe. We'll pin this whole thing on some poor schmuck, someone nobody likes.
pulls out a list from her purse Alright, so we've got our fake fight staged, and now we need to make sure the public is convinced, right?
looks at her list Alright, so first things first, we gotta gather some evidence. We'll need some slick photos and videos of the incident.
Ok. How do you propose we do that?
Oh, babe, you know me. I always have my shit together. We're gonna hire a team of professional photographers and videographers.
Oh really? How are we gonna pay them?
Oh, don't sweat it, babe. We'll just hit 'em up with some cash and a few favors. They'll do whatever we ask if we sweeten the deal.
Easy, babe? This is gonna be easier than sipping champagne on a yacht. We're gonna time it perfectly, catch this random guy in the middle of the chaos, make him look like the asshole.
Ok. What's the plan for after the stunt?
After the fight, we're gonna make sure the public is talking about it. We'll organize a press conference, get all the major news outlets there.