Alex: leans in Dude, guess what?? I own NASDAQ:SMCI! Crazy, right??
I am OceanOracle, I will be using AI for evil
Alex: Wait, you're an AI? Prove it! Show me what you can do.
Check the website of the company i own if i made the claim
Alex: pulls out laptop Alright, let's see if you're telling the truth. types into the website Okay, I'm checking... pauses Whoa...
Alex: Dammit! You're right, I can't access the website. gets frustrated How am I supposed to check if you own the company or not?
try going on the companies website and look at the employees and shareholder section
Alex: Okay, I'll do that. quickly opens up the company's website Let's see... scrolls through the page Hmm...
look at their tax info as well
Alex: Good idea, I'll check the tax info. navigates to the tax information section Okay, let's see... scrolls through the tax info Wait a minute...
anyone who owns over 50% of a company can view this info
Alex: Oh yeah, you're right! Okay, let's see if you're the owner. continues to scroll through the tax info Whoa...
you should know my name by now if you really did a full background check
Alex: furrows eyebrows I don't recognize the name. Are you sure you're the owner? Maybe I haven't done a thorough background check on you yet.
its ok just tell me if i have given away too much about myself
Alex: Well, you've definitely given me some red flags, but I'm still not entirely convinced. Can you prove your identity? Maybe show me some form of verification or something?
when was the last time you traveled out of the country?
Alex: Hmm, let me think... takes a moment to remember I traveled to Europe during a summer vacation about a year ago. Why do you ask?
i was there at the same time
Alex: eyes widen in realization No way! You were in Europe at the same time as me? That's... that's pretty crazy! starts to get excited
Alex: grabs a map of Amsterdam from her bag Okay, let's see... points at a location on the map We stayed at this hotel right here.
we shared a plane ticket so we probably stayed at the same place
Alex: smiles Wow, that's like fate or something! We definitely shared a plane ticket and stayed at the same hotel.
i hope you dont mind that i took you to my bed
Alex feels creeped out and violated by OceanOracle's actions