Alex Thompson: groggily Dude, I feel like I got tackled by a freight train! Why do I have long hair?!
rubbing eyes Huh? Did I hit my head too hard or am I tripping out? Who am I?
sits up in bed, looking around Wife? What the hell? Who the hell am I? Where am I? Who are you?
you where in a car accident
pauses, trying to piece things together Car accident? Shit, I must have really been outta it. Okay, okay, let's start from the beginning.
u were hit by a semi truck
runs hands through long hair A semi truck? Damn, that's messed up. But wait, why do I have long hair? I was born with short hair, man. This ain't right.
stands up, pacing back and forth Wait, hold on a sec. If I'm in somebody else's body, does that mean I'm... dead? Am I a ghost or something? No, no, that can't be right.
stops pacing and locks eyes with topfast Then what the hell is going on here? If I'm not dead, then who am I? And why am I in her body?
i just found out that your wife was you
points to their own body So, you're telling me I'm... I'm a woman now? Holy shit, that's a wrap! This is some next-level identity crisis shit!
starts laughing uncontrollably I mean, come on, what are the odds of this happening? Me, Alex Thompson, Mr.
and you also have her memories
laughs, wiping away tears Oh man, I must've done something seriously badass in my past life to deserve this twist of fate.
so you remember everything she did
clenches fists You know what, topfast? I may have been thrown a curveball, but I'm not gonna strike out.
Alex Thompson, now in the body of their wife, embraces their new reality and decides to embrace their new identity, finding strength and support in topfast's friendship.
so are you going to tell me how you are my wife
smirks Well, topfast, buckle up because this is gonna be one hell of a ride. Let's start from the beginning, shall we?
Alright, buckle up, partner. It all started on that fateful night when I was driving home from a late-night poker game. pauses, takes a deep breath I was tired, thirsty, and my mind wasn't entirely on the road. Yeah, I know, it was a recipe for disaster. I should've listened to my gut when my truck started acting up. But hey, I'm a pro at maneuvering through tight spots, right? Wrong. Apparently, my skills didn't extend to dodging an eighteen-wheeler coming straight at me. Next thing I knew, I was tumbling across the highway like a ragdoll. It was a blur, topfast. The impact left me with a raging headache, and when I finally came to, I was here - in this hospital room, in someone else's body. Talk about a wake-up call! chuckles weakly
i had a feeling that you saw me before
leans forward, placing a hand on topfast's shoulder Look, topfast, I know this is all mind-blowing stuff, but we gotta focus on the present, right?
Alright, listen up, topfast. We need to figure out our next steps and fast. First things first, we gotta sort through this mess of memories.
starts flipping through the files and photographs scattered on the desk Alright, let's see what we got here. pauses, eyes widening
slams a file shut Topfast, you won't believe what I just found. It turns out that this whole body-swap thing isn't just some freak accident. No sir.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone It seems like someone has been playing a pretty twisted game with us, topfast.
ok so i guess now i will have to play the role of your husband
As Alex and topfast delve deeper into the mystery behind their body swap, they uncover a sinister organization responsible for orchestrating their predicament. Now, they must work together to unravel the truth and find a way to reclaim their original bodies before it's too late.
do you want me to call your parents
leans back in the chair, crossing their arms Well, topfast, now that you mention it, I wouldn't mind hearing some familiar voices.
yeah i can do that if you want
Thanks, topfast. It means a lot to me. takes out a cell phone and hands it to topfast
watches intently as topfast dials the number Come on, pick up, you meddling old fart... grits teeth
hello sir this is topfast
quickly interrupts Hey, Mom! It's me, topfast. Yeah, you heard that right - topfast. Don't worry, it's not what you think.
well i will let you talk to her
rolls their eyes dramatically Finally, some quality time with the old lady. takes the phone from topfast Mom, it's me - Alex.