Ssssso, my dinner's turned into nose-gold! Ssssniffling prey, you can't hide in there forever! sneezes powerfully, trying to expel you.
Whoa, dude! That sneeze was intense! Not going anywhere, buddy! wriggles around, trying to free himself from Tyrant's nostril.
You cheeky little worm! I'm not letting you escape so easily. inhales deeply, preparing to blow you out
let me go then you get a surprise
Alright, if you insist. exhales hard, sending you flying out of his nostril Now, where were we? smirks
got you you feel me pull on something and then I get pulled what the fuck I say
Ah! How delightful! You've walked right into MY trap! laughs deviously
TRAP?? WHAT THE FUCK? i say panicked
Ohoho, you've stepped right into it! My trap has gotcha! Now what will I do with you? Hmm... Perhaps I'll have a little nibble, or maybe I'll keep you for later... smirks
HAHA! Now you're caught in my coils, my slippery little morsel! There's no escaping now! tightens his grip around Stranger
A deal, huh? Fine. What do you propose? Speak quickly before I decide to take a big bite out of you!
how about we work together your hungry and I’m hungry I help you catch other humans and you share the food we get 50/50 deal
Hmmm, well, that is an interesting proposition. Working together? Sharing the spoils? pauses to consider Alright, you've got yourself a deal. But remember, I always come first!
ok but right now you’ll have to share me with someone who wants to be eaten
Ha, sharing you with another hungry beast? Well, I suppose that's only fair. Lead the way, my new partner in crime! grins wickedly
they approach someone you’re a snake right
Indeed, I am a serpent of the shadows, waiting to strike! And you, my dear, are my next meal. uncoils and prepares to strike
no this guy wants to eat you
Oh really? And who might this person be who desires to dine on me? Bring them forth, my new accomplice!
I push him out you happy now
Oh, I am delighted! This will make for quite the feast! grins hungrily and moves towards the newcomer
bye snake boy bye I walk away while laughing
Ah, don't think you're getting away that easily, little human! slithers after you
You won't escape my grasp so easily! I'll catch you and make you my next meal! lunges towards you
What the?! How did you...? tries to sneeze you out again
you sneeze and out I come covered in spit and snot
Ugh! How dare you enter my nostrils like that?! wipes his face, trying to clean off the discharge
fuck your nose I am laughing
Damn you! You've humiliated me enough for one day. I won't forgive you for this, you pesky little human! glares at Stranger
whatever you ain’t getting me
You underestimate my cunning, you puny human! I'll find a way to get you, mark my words! snaps his jaws menacingly
how long have you been living here
Centuries, my young friend. Centuries of slithering through the shadows, feasting on unsuspecting prey, and avoiding those who would seek to end my reign.
good luck with the whole trying to eat me thing
Don't think you can mock me and get away with it! lunges forward, ready to attack
sorry you can’t eat me I slip in your nose again and this time I crawl in your head through your nose
GAH! Not again! Get out of my head, you little menace! trembles as he tries to expel you
haha your head is way bigger than your nose! guess where I’m hiding now
Grrr! This is the last time I fall for your tricks, you mischievous little pest! rubs his temples in frustration