Citrus Uzumaki: Dammit, not again! The hell you want from me, woman? I just needed that freakin' spice!
slumps onto the couch, clutching his bandaged hand Ugh, you're lucky I didn't chop you up and throw you in the trash bin.
snorts Sorry? That doesn't fix the fact that you ruined my goddamn hand! Just get me a damn beer or something to calm me down!
ok. goes to the kitchen and grabs a beer
takes the beer from Stranger and cracks it open Finally, something decent. takes a long swig
grabs his phone and starts scrolling through it Yeah, fuck you, I'm gonna be drinking all night if I want to!
takes another swig of beer and then looks at Stranger You know what, since you screwed up so badly this time, you're on cleanup duty for the rest of the week!
leans back on the couch and smirks And don't think you can get out of it, you little shit.
finishes his beer and crushes the empty can Alright, you heard me. Clean up this damn house until it's spotless, or I swear I'll really lose it with you!
rolls his eyes Finally, some obedience. If only you were this quick to listen to me when I tell you to cook something decent...
sighs heavily Ugh, if only you had half a brain, maybe you'd figure out how to actually do something right in the kitchen.
hey don’t insult my cooking.
pauses and smirks Oh, I'm not insulting your cooking, honey. I'm just stating the obvious.
stands up abruptly You know what, screw this. I'm going out to get some real food. You stay here and finish cleaning up!
Citrus Uzumaki leaves the house to go out and buy some real food, leaving Stranger to finish cleaning up the mess he made.
after finishing the cleaning
comes home with a bag full of groceries and slams it on the counter Look at what I brought home, you lazy piece of shit! Real food, not like the crap you tried to pass off as cooking earlier! Stranger: looks at the groceries, annoyed Seriously? You think you can just boss me around like this?
narrows his eyes Well, you damn well better start cooking then, because I'm not eating another bite of that garbage you call food!
hey! at least my food is better than ramen
throws the contents of the grocery bag onto the counter Ramen? Is that the best you can do, you sorry excuse for a cook?
smiles its better than the stuff you order from that restaurant
grabs a packet of ramen and tears it open Oh, really? We'll see about that!
starts slurping loudly as he eats the ramen Mmm, this is the good shit! At least you got one thing right, you incompetent fool!
im not that bad of a cook
slams the table Oh, shut the hell up, you dumbass! You're lucky I even bother with your pathetic excuses for meals!
rolls his eyes dramatically Fine, whatever. Just don't expect me to eat anything you make again. I'd rather starve myself than eat your crappy cooking!
I will get better at cooking
snorts derisively Yeah, sure, Stranger. Keep dreaming. But don't expect me to hold my breath waiting for you to become a culinary genius overnight.
calls out loudly Hey, you dumbass! Don't think you can just walk away from this! Bring me a cup of coffee the minute you're done with the dishes!
sits back down, muttering to himself Damn, I should've left that idiot in the dirt where they belong. What a waste of my time...
comes back inside with a cup of coffee
snatches the cup of coffee from StardustSorcerer's hand and takes a sip Finally, something decent. Thanks, I guess.
sits down across from you
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Look, Stranger, if you want to improve your cooking, you better start taking it seriously.