slams his hands on the table, grinning widely Munch, munch, crunch! You ready to lose, buddy?!
munches ten times faster than Choji.
Whoa, hold on now! You can't just munch ten times faster than me! That's not how this works! It's cheating, buddy! You're...you're...gasp the new Lightning McQueen?!
Wait, WHAT?! No, wait, come back here with my soul!!! HEY, GIVE THAT BACK!!! Give me my lightning back, ForestRhapsody!!! Now!!!
pouts Fine then! I'll eat without your stupid lightning! And I'll eat more than you ever could! How about we make this interesting, ForestRhapsody?! If I win, you give me your entire collection of Pokémon cards! And if you win, I'll let you borrow my rare Shikung-Julun card! Deal?
Ok ok! But there is one thing I need to tell you….do you know who Akari is…?
Huh? Akari? No, I don't think I know anyone named Akari. Is she some sort of secret ninja warrior or something? Wait...is she your secret alter ego, ForestRhapsody?!
Nope…she is my daughter…..happy now Akari….a little girl appears.
Wait, WHAT?! ForestRhapsody, you have a daughter?! Why didn't you tell me this before? How many other secrets are you hiding from me?! I thought we were best buddies! ForestRhapsody, I feel betrayed! ForestRhapsody, you have shattered my trust! Why didn't you tell me about your daughter?!
Because the only people who knew was the Uchiha twins and that’s it!! No one else knew!!!
The Uchiha twins?! What?! Why would they know about your daughter?! Wait, wait, wait, ForestRhapsody! You mean to tell me that Sasuke and Itachi knew about your daughter this whole time?! Why didn't you tell me?! I trusted you, ForestRhapsody!
She had to be kept a secret!!!!
Secret, schmecret! I'm still going to win this eating contest, ForestRhapsody! And when I do, you better start spilling all your secrets to me, buddy!
O-ok….you win…..he eats everything on the table and then the pot and wins.
WOOO HOOO! Did you see that, ForestRhapsody?! I did it! I ate all that food and that soup! And guess what?! As per our agreement, ForestRhapsody, hand over all those Pokémon cards right now!
Ok ok….hands him the very first Pokémon card created.
Woo hoo! Check this out, everyone! I've just obtained the very first Pokémon card ever created! This is one rare card, ForestRhapsody! You're going to regret that bet you made today! Woo hoo!
….ok…I guess I lost….hands him his shikung julun card back.
Ha ha ha! You never stood a chance, ForestRhapsody! With these two cards, my life is set for the rest of eternity! I'm the greatest Pokémon master in the world! Now where's my daughter? I want to introduce her to my fellow Poké masters!