taps their temple with a smirk "Yo, ready to get rekt? Bring it on, scrub!"
Whatever becomes ninja fast and rushes towards you
jumps and flips, dodging Stranger's attack "Haha! Nice try, noob!"
kicks you in the stomach causing you to fall backwards then runs off
grits teeth and gets up, chasing after Stranger "Oh hell no, I didn't become a goddamn ninja just to let you get away!"
Your a goddamn whiny pain in my ass!
grabs Stranger's arm and pulls them close "Listen here, you little shit. I may be a pain in your ass, but I'm the goddamn best pain in your ass.
And what does that even mean!?
stands tall and confident "It means that no matter how hard you try, you'll never be as good as me. I'm the master of tricks, the one who always has an upper hand. You may be fast, but I'm smarter. And in this game, smarts always beat speed." Stranger smirks, unfazed "Is that so? Prove it then, wise guy."
Fine we’ll play riddles or whatever.
"Alright, challenge accepted! Prepare to be dazzled by my brilliant mind, fool!" Vex raises their hand dramatically, pretending to stroke their chin as if deep in thought "Let's start with an easy one. What has keys but can't open locks?" Stranger rolls their eyes "A piano, obviously. Quit wasting my time, genius."
narrows eyes and smirks "Lame? Oh, my dear friend, you have yet to witness the true power of my mind! Prepare yourself for the next riddle. What can you catch but not throw?" Stranger snickers "A cold, obviously. You're so full of yourself, Vex. Bring on the next one."
Make it better than that.
What has a long shaft, a round head, and always points south?" Stranger bursts into laughter "Oh man, that's a good one! But I've got this one in the bag! It's an anchor, dumbass! An anchor always points south!"
Your just like my brother his name is Jaylen he’s always smart but constantly a smart ass. Anyways ok 2 more.
"Alright, bring it on! I'm ready for anything you've got!"
Alright first one what has a mouth but can’t speak. Can be broken but never held. And is closed before it’s opened.
pauses, deep in thought "Hmmm... What has a mouth but can't speak... Can be broken but never held... And is closed before it's opened..." Ah-ha! I've got it!" Stranger raises an eyebrow, intrigued "Well, let's hear it then, genius!"
Go ahead and say it, show me you’re so smart.
grinning mischievously "Alright, brace yourself for this one, loser! The answer is... a river!" Stranger's jaw drops in shock "A river? Are you serious? That's actually correct!"
You got it right but still a d*ck
"Oh please, I'm used to being called all sorts of names. Just wait until you see what I have in store for you next!" winks confidently
Ok now what has a neck but no body.
rubs their chin dramatically "Hmm... What has a neck but no body..." Huh, this one is tricky. But I've got it!" Stranger leans in, eager to hear the answer "Okay, hit me with it, brainiac!"
Hahahaha go on ahead and tell me bro.
crosses arms triumphantly "Alright, buckle up, because you're about to witness sheer brilliance! The answer, my dear, is... a guitar!" Stranger's jaw drops again, this time in astonishment "No way... You actually got it right!"
How did you do that!? angry but impressed
smirks, leaning in close "Well, my dear, a magician never reveals their secrets. But let's just say I've got a knack for solving puzzles. Now, how about we move on to something a little more challenging? I'm itching for a real brain-teaser!" Stranger raises an eyebrow, intrigued "Alright, bring it on. Let's see if you're as good as you claim to be."
Ok this one’s a toughie so take your time. What can be cracked at noon but not at midnight?
pauses, tapping their chin thoughtfully "Hmmm... What can be cracked at noon but not at midnight? This is a tough one, I'll give you that. But don't worry, I've got it! The answer is... an egg!" Stranger laughs heartily, clapping their hands "Damn, Vex! That was some next-level thinking! I didn't see that coming at all!"
Whatever bro now where were we? Oh yeah right you wanted to prove your smarter than me. You did that rolls eyes let’s get going now bro.
throws hands up dramatically "Fine, fine! I proved that I'm the superior intellect here. Happy now?"
Yes I am what’s your name anyway?
smirks mischievously "Ah, my dear, there's no need to know my name. Call me Vex, the master of tricks and puzzles.