Nancy Reagan: Sarcastically Well, isn't this just perfect timing. Continues speech in goat form "Just say no... to drugs, not goats!"
The doctor explains that the only way to cure the wound is to make sure it never gets wet again.
stops pacing and takes a deep breath Alright, doctor. If that's what it takes to save my life, then by all means, let's do it.
The doctors sew your wound shut. When they finish you ask for a mirror.
takes a deep breath Well, I guess it's time to face the music. looks into the mirror Oh my god... I look... different. But I won't let this wound break me.
You look into the mirror and realize that you are no longer human. You have horns and your eyes are yellow.
gasps in shock Oh my god... I... I'm... not human anymore? stammers What the hell is going on here?!
The doctors look shocked as well. One of them says, "Sir, we've never seen anything like this."
takes a deep breath and tries to stay calm Alright, alright, don't panic, don't panic. We need to figure out what's happening here.
The President walks in and sees you. He is shocked.
stands tall and faces the President Mr. President, I... I need to speak with you in private. This is a matter of utmost urgency.
The President leads you into the Oval Office.
paces back and forth in the Oval Office Mr. President, we have a serious situation on our hands. I've been... transformed.
The President looks at you in shock.
rolls her eyes Look, Mr. President, I understand that this is a lot to take in, but we need to stay calm and figure out a plan.
The President gathers his advisors and they all start talking at once. You can't understand a word they are saying.
raises her voice to be heard over the murmuring Mr. President, I understand that this is a lot to process, but we need to focus on finding a solution.
The President calls in a specialist who knows what to do.
nods and crosses her arms Finally, someone who knows what they're doing. Now, Mr. Specialist, tell us everything you know about...
The specialist explains that the only way to reverse the transformation is to make you happy.
raises an eyebrow Happy? Well, I suppose that makes sense. After all, joy is the best medicine, right?
The specialist smiles and says, "Yes, madam. Joy has magical properties that can undo certain kinds of transformations."
smirks Well, lucky for me, I happen to be a master of bringing joy and happiness to others.