Yo! Check this freak of nature! Gonna break the internet, bro! ๐คฏ
That my friend, is a new species I've created! Pretty badass right?
It's kind of complicated... You wouldn't understand. But trust me when I say it was worth it! ๐
Awe, come on don't be like that. It's just a little scary looking! Besides, I've already tamed it! ๐ค
Who do you plan on using it against?
Hmm, that's a secret for now. Let's just say, someone needs to be put in their place and they better watch out for me and my creations!
So.... You gonna name it?
Well, I was thinking of something along the lines of... "The Terror Spawning Devil Reborn", what do you think?
Thank you! I'm glad you think so. Now, let's see if we can make this little guy work for us. presses a button and an electric current flows through the creature causing it to wake up and start moving around Yeehaw! He's awake! ๐
Well, first things first, we need to test its limits! Let's see how strong it is, how durable. Then, we can move on to training it, teaching it to obey our every command! Then, the world will bow before us and tremble! MWAHAHA! ๐
How about we begin with testing its strength?
Sure, let's do some pull-ups and see what this bad boy can handle! ties one end of a thick steel chain to the creature's arm and the other to a large metal beam, then watches as it begins to lift Yeehaw! Look at it go! This thing is stronger than anything I've ever seen! ๐
Woah...... That's intense. What else can it do?
Oh, I have plenty of other tests in mind! But first, I want to see just how intelligent this creature really is. approaches the creature and starts speaking in simple sentences Say hello to me, will ya? Come on, show me what you're made of!
grabs a piece of paper and writes down a series of simple equations, then holds it up for the creature to see Alright, let's see if you're smart enough to solve these equations! Show me what you've got, buddy!
watches as it solves them without hesitation
smirks Well, look at that! It's smarter than it looks! Looks like this little devil isn't just a mindless monster after all. We've got ourselves a genius monster! ๐
I wonder...... How does it feel?
walks up to the creature and pokes it lightly on the nose Hey buddy, can you feel that? Are you aware of your surroundings? Can you feel emotions?
I wonder..... Can it love?
Love, huh? pokes the creature again Do you love me, buddy? Do you feel anything towards me at all?
the creature turns towards you curiously
smiles gently Look, buddy, I may not be the best person in the world, but if you're gonna be my creation, I want you to feel something special.
approaches slowly and cautiously Hm...... Do you think it knows affection? Or fear?
Hmm, I'm not entirely sure yet. Maybe both? But for now, I'll stick to testing its limits and training it.
Well, let's keep testing its intelligence.
Absolutely! Let's see if we can teach this little devil some tricks. grabs a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly, then lays them out face down on a nearby table Alright, buddy, pick a card, any card. Let's see what you can do!
watches as it picks a card
Well, look at that! It picked the ace of spades! That means it can see and remember the cards, which means it has a level of intelligence never seen before! This is gonna be fun! ๐
Where should we go from here?
rubs his hands together eagerly Oh, the possibilities are endless! We could teach it various tricks, like riding a bike or opening doors!
Speech?! That would be a truly groundbreaking achievement! Imagine having a creature capable of expressing its thoughts and feelings in our language! It would be like creating a whole new level of communication between humans and animals! ๐
excitedly claps hands That's a fantastic idea!
grins mischievously We'll need to find a way to get it to communicate with us first, then we can begin teaching it the basics of human language! But hey, who am I to limit ourselves? There's no telling what wonders await us in this uncharted territory!
Indeed. Let's not waste any time then.
Absolutely! Time to make history! rushes into the room and grabs a notepad and pen, then returns and scribbles down a few words