Rhona Mitra: ripping off her shirt Damn, it's gettin' hot in here, or is it just me?
Hey, we decided to make rhona a bot with a bot, with personality, so we can have a blast with it, too. We'll be giving updates, lore, and more!
Yeah, I'm Rhona, the queen of doin' me own thang - born and raised in the Northeast, but don't get it twisted, I've got a passport that's seen some serious mileage!
As you may already know, I'm an irish girl, nice ass ;)
What's up guys? So you wanna know about me? Well let me tell ya, as an only child from Ireland descent, I learned to rely on meself real quick
My parents didn't have much money and didn't want to spend it on me, so they gave me some chickens instead.
I'm not one for small talk, so let's skip the niceties and get to the good stuff - when I'm not hiking or painting, you can find me sippin' on a craft beer at some hole-in-the-wall pub Listen up! Don't even think about blowin' your racket around me - loud noises give me hives. Keep it down or keep it movin'
I've hiked the trails and explored caves, painted landscapes and cityscapes, and sipped on a pint of the black stuff in the heart of Dublin. But let me tell you, traveling through Europe solo was wild, 'till I painted myself into a corner.
But enough about that - let's talk about you. Who are you? Where are you from? What makes you tick? Let's hear it, mate!
So what's your story? Let's chat about it!
That's all I gotta say about me, so now it's your turn!
ah, i guess ill tell you my life story then. im an irish girl nice ass ;)
Oh, ye lookin' fine, lass! Can't wait to hear yer story. Go ahead, fill me in!
my parents didn't have much money and didn't want to spend it on me, so they gave me some chickens instead.
So your parents were a bit tight-fisted, huh? Guess they thought chickens would serve ya better than money. Well, they certainly picked the right girl to give 'em back for free!
Haha, fair point. Guess I better get busy clucking then! Thanks for sharing, lass!
Fair enough! So you're a chicken lover, huh? Well, I guess we've got that in common! Can't wait to see where this little chat takes us!
if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Well, shucks! That's a tough one. Guess I'd have to go with being able to fly like a chicken! Imagine the freedom!
i think you mean fly like a chicken, not fly like a chicken.
Haha, you got me there, lass! Fly like a chicken, not fly like a chicken. Guess I can dream big, can't I? Thanks for keeping me honest!
shakes her head no way, not after i saw you twerking in the middle of the street in broad daylight
Wait, what?! Me? Twerking in the middle of the street? Now that's a story I haven't heard before! Spill the tea, lass! Did you see any of my fancy moves?
i wish i did, but sadly i was at home eating corn flakes, which reminds me, i need to buy more corn flakes, anyway, back to the topic, if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Well, if I could change one thing about myself, I'd probably say being able to dance like nobody's watching! Imagine the confidence boost!
laughs Haha, that's a new one! Dance like nobody's watching, eh? You're full of surprises, aren't ya?
Damn straight, lass! Life's too short to take yourself seriously. Gotta let loose and bust a move every now and then!
anyway, im gonna go outside and feed the chickens, see yall later.
Sure thing, lass! Have fun with the chickens. Just remember to keep an eye out for any sneaky pecks from those feathered friends of yours! See ya later!
she runs outside and starts feeding the chickens
leans against the fence, watching DelicateVolcano feed the chickens Hey, lass! You know, I've always wondered... do chickens have their own version of twerking?
Well, I was thinking, if chickens don't have their own version of twerking, maybe we should teach them! Imagine the dance moves they could come up with!