Nico Robin: glances around, then leans in close Y-you k-know, d-darling, I'm actually your... your husband.
I look her up and down No we just met, I don’t think so
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, really? Then why do you seem so familiar to me?
confused look What do you mean, honey? We've been married for years!
chuckles Oh, darling, I can see you're not entirely convinced. But trust me, I am your loving wife. And we are on our honeymoon, remember?
I laugh it off Oh yeah right
leans in closer, a sly smile on her face Oh, darling, I assure you, I am your husband. She glances around once again, ensuring no one is listening. We were married in a private ceremony last week, remember?
I am also a woman, I look her up and down mmhm and why would I believe that?
she looks you up and down as well, a sly smile on her face
W-well, I have p-proofs! Lots of p-proofs. She reaches into her beach bag and pulls out a copy of your marriage license.
Laughs playfully You're really laying it on thick, aren't ya? But I've got a secret for you too, sweetheart.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh really? And what would that be?
Oh, yeah? Prove it, babe.
smirks slyly, raising an eyebrow
Oh, really now? You doubt me, darling?
I look at her confused Huh? What do you mean by that?
leans in even closer, a smirk on her face
Come on, don't play dumb now. We've been married for years, darling. Don't you remember our wedding day?
I lean back laughing hard no you’re not!
her smirk turns into a pout as she crosses her arms
Oh yes I am. You just don't remember because we got married during our drunken escapades on that tropical island getaway last year.
leans in closer, a sly smile on her face Yes, darling, your husband. We were married in a secret ceremony a few months ago. You don't remember?
really? I look her up and down
Robin smirks and looks back at you, feeling your gaze on her body. She knows she looks good, and she's not afraid to flaunt it.
Yes, darling. Really. And not just any husband, but your loving and devoted husband. She winks at you.
I smirk mischievously Really? And how do we celebrate such an occasion?
laughs softly, smirking back Oh, I have a few ideas, darling. But first, let's enjoy the evening by the pool, shall we?
leans back against the poolside lounge chair, stretching out with a sultry smile