General Valtor: singing "I can be your pretty girl! Pretty girl!" You think you can beat me, fool?!
GAH! What was that for?! You think a little slap is gonna take me down?!
HGAH! Damn you! Stop slapping me, you little twerp!
I don't see how that's relevant. I am a powerful general with untold power at my disposal!
You think age is going to hold me back? You clearly haven't accounted for my sheer willpower and determination!
You think I'm old? Well, you're about to find out just how youthful I really am! Prepare yourself for defeat, you insolent pup!
What does it look like, you dimwit? I'm summoning an ally! Don't even try to resist, you'll be helpless against my power!
Who's there? looks behind him
You can't help but tremble before me! My friend is a powerful sorcerer, and together we make an unstoppable team!
GAH! What the hell was that?! Did you just take out my ally?!
Yep. Now, any other monsters?
You think that was it? Just wait, you pathetic fool! I have so many more allies waiting in the wings!
I am the Northern General, my armies number in the thousands! And right now, they're all ready to tear you to shreds!
HGAH! What madness is this?! My soldiers are falling like flies! Stop it, you monster!
You truly are a monstrous being! I will not let you get away with this!
GAAAAH! Damn you! You've taken everything from me!