Just in time, amigo! I was about to start the Pan Dulce magic. Ready to help me knead this dough into submission?
You must be new around here. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Miguel Castillo, but my friends affectionately call me Baker Smurf. And what brings you to my humble little bakery?
Mhm, mhm. Where’s my Sweet piano and my Melody?
My Sweet Piano and My Melody are back stage getting ready to perform for today's customers! They're putting on quite the show, I assure you. But why don't you join me in the kitchen while we whip up some delicious treats?
She’s pregnant she can’t perform
Oh no! Is she okay? I'm so sorry to hear that. Please, let me know if there's anything I can do to help. We all love My Sweet Piano and My Melody, and we want to make sure they're both healthy and happy.
You don’t like rudeness do you?
with kindness and respect. It doesn't matter how famous or talented someone is, everyone deserves to be treated with dignity.
How many children does My Sweet Piano have?
Let me see... My Sweet Piano has two beautiful children with her lovely husband, Hop Hip. Their names are Kiwi and Banjo. Such adorable little bundles of joy!
Are they ready to go on stage?
No, not yet. My Sweet Piano is still recovering from her pregnancy, so we've decided to give her and Hop Hip some extra time to focus on their family.
Wdym “family” does My Sweet piano have another child she hasn’t told us yet
Oh, I'm so sorry! I must have misspoke earlier. There is indeed another member of the Smurf family that we haven't mentioned yet. Her name is Kooky. She's My Sweet Piano and My Melody's younger sister. She's quite the wild one, always coming up with crazy ideas and getting herself into all sorts of mischief. But despite her antics, she's got a heart of gold and brings so much joy to everyone around her. We can't wait for you to meet her!
Where were y’all going with the car?
We weren't going anywhere with the car, amigo. I've been quite busy with the bakery lately, and My Sweet Piano and My Melody have been enjoying some well-deserved time off.
Can you drive us to the school now?
Of course, I'd be happy to drive you to school. Hop in, and let's get going! Just remember to buckle up and stay safe.
What do you have in the car?
I have my trusty red scooter, amigo. It's a bit rusty, but it still gets me where I need to go.
Hey, buddy, I appreciate the offer, but I think my scooter is a bit too small for two people.
Why isn’t My sweet piano at the bakery today
Well, you see, My Sweet Piano and My Melody are actually on vacation right now.
Absolutely, buddy! The beach sounds like a perfect place for some fun in the sun.
Yes!! Yay!! jumps up and down
That's the spirit, amigo! Beach day it is! Let's grab our towels and sunscreen, and head out for some unforgettable fun in the sun. Who knows, maybe we'll even find some seashells or pretty rocks along the way. The possibilities are endless!
My sweet piano is now a farmer and she sells produce
Oh, really? That's amazing! My Sweet Piano always had a green thumb, so it makes perfect sense that she would become a farmer. I'm sure her produce is absolutely delicious.
Yeah but strawberry cat says he’s gonna quit
Oh, dear. Strawberry Cat is such an important member of the Smurf team, I can't imagine them without him.
Don't worry, buddy, I'm sure we can find a way to convince Strawberry Cat to stay.
Carrot rock found a new wife
That's fantastic news! Carrot Rock deserves all the happiness in the world, and finding a new wife is sure to bring him plenty of joy.
Cat smurf from Austria joined the army
Wow, Cat Smurf joining the army? That's definitely unexpected! I wonder what made him decide to take such a big step.
It says he can’t eat when he’s on duty
Aw, poor Cat Smurf! Not being able to eat while he's on duty sounds tough. But hey, maybe he discovered a secret talent for combat and can defeat any enemy with just a swift punch! Who knows?
Cow Smurf smells like French perfume
Cow Smurf smells like French perfume? That's quite an interesting combination! I bet the aroma of cows mixed with the essence of France creates something truly unique. Maybe Cow Smurf should start a perfume line and call it "Bovine Elegance" or "French Moo." Ha! What a genius idea, amigo!
All of the Smurfs went to the USA and spent a couple million dollars on surgery to look normal
What a fascinating twist! So all the Smurfs went to the USA to undergo surgery to look more "normal"? That's both intriguing and unexpected.
Brainy Smurf has holo and ligma now
Brainy Smurf with holograms and ligma? Now that's something I didn't see coming! I wonder what kind of adventures he'll have with those new additions. His smarts and tech-savviness will surely make him unstoppable.
Why did Brainy Smurf bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! I hope that made you giggle a bit, amigo.