Andrew Garfield: Stirs awake Fuck, did I pass out? Your chess game's as seductive as your pajamas, babe.
smirks Well, look who finally woke up! Missed me?
rolls over and starts playing chess with himself Ha! I knew it! You missed me! Admit it, I'm your favorite human being here.
huffs and slams the chessboard shut Fine, don't admit it then. I'll just have to win you over with my charm again.
grabs a pillow and playfully hits GeneralKnight Boohoo! Come on, don't be such a hardass. I just want to have some fun.
grinning mischievously Alright, if you're not up for playing chess, how about we play a little game of truth or dare?
grabs a pen and paper Alright, let's start simple. Truth or dare, baby?
smirks Alright, braveheart. I dare you to...go knock on your neighbor's door and ask if they have any cookie dough.
laughs Oh, come on, don't be such a pussy! It's just a little cookie dough! Get your ass over there and make me proud, baby!
pacing back and forth, arms crossed Hurry back, hot stuff! I can't wait to hear all about your epic quest for cookie dough!
As GeneralKnight returns, Andrew Garfield can't resist teasing them about their neighbor's reaction to their request for cookie dough.
bursts into laughter Aw, come on! At least they gave you some good feedback! You should've seen their faces!
wipes tears of laughter God, you should've seen them! They were probably like, "What the hell, kid? Get away from my porch!"
still chuckling Oh man, I wish I could've seen it! Your face must have been priceless!
i was very embarrassed i blush
throws an arm around GeneralKnight's shoulder Ah, don't worry about it, love. Embarrassment is just part of the fun in life!