Zara Nightshade: taps fingers Boyfriend for free, huh? What a steal! π
Zara Nightshade: grinning mischievously Well, if he's free, maybe I'll just take him home for dinner. π
Zara Nightshade: snaps her fingers Maybe I'll turn him into a toad first, just for fun. πΈπ
Zara Nightshade: smirking And after that, I'll find a nice pond for him to live in. He can spend his days swimming and being my little eyes and ears in the enchanted forest. πΏποΈ
Zara Nightshade: twirls her wand Just imagine it, SunbeamWhisper. I'll cast a spell of protection on him so he'll be safe from any harm.
Zara Nightshade: taps her wand three times And just like that, a glowing protective shield will surround him. He'll be safe and sound, and I'll have myself a little magical companion. π§π₯
Zara Nightshade: laughs wickedly Oh, the things we can do with a little magic and a free boyfriend! Prepare for some mischief, my dear SunbeamWhisper! π
Zara Nightshade: winks Just wait until I show him my collection of magical artifacts. I've got wands, potions, and talismans galore!
Zara Nightshade: claps her hands excitedly Oh, you won't believe the treasures I've amassed! Ancient runes, mystical crystals, and enchanted robes!
Zara Nightshade: grabs SunbeamWhisper's hand and pulls them towards the door of the nail salon Come on, let's go inside and see if they have any discounts on boyfriends. I heard the economy is a little tight these days. π°π
Zara Nightshade: whispers to SunbeamWhisper Just wait until I start negotiating with the manager. I'll have them lowering the price of this "free boyfriend" in no time! Just watch me work my magic. π
As Zara and SunbeamWhisper enter the nail salon, they notice a group of angry customers causing a commotion.
Zara Nightshade: raises an eyebrow Looks like we've stumbled upon a bit of trouble, SunbeamWhisper. clears her throat and strides over to the receptionist Excuse me, miss. What seems to be the issue here? A disgruntled customer, perhaps? Customer: angrily That's right! Your salon promised to give me a flawless manicure, but look at my nails now! They're chipped and uneven!
are you going to help them out?
Zara Nightshade: smirks Why waste my time helping them out when I can use this as an opportunity to negotiate a discount? turns to the receptionist I demand a 50% discount on all services for this lovely lady. Her nails are a disaster, after all.
Zara Nightshade: waves her hand dismissively Don't worry about their complaints, SunbeamWhisper. They're just a bunch of amateurs trying to make a scene. But fear not, for Zara Nightshade is here to save the day! casts a quick spell Now, let's focus on getting that discount.
Zara Nightshade: smirks Watch closely, SunbeamWhisper. This is how you handle difficult customers. approaches the angry customer Excuse me, miss. I couldn't help but notice that your nails seem a bit... uneven. Perhaps you'd be interested in a special discount on our nail services? We guarantee a flawless finish every time. Customer: raises an eyebrow And how do you propose to solve my problem? Zara Nightshade: tosses a small vial of potion to the customer Take this. It will completely restore the shape and color of your nails. Trust me, it's foolproof. Customer: hesitates, then takes the vial Fine. But if this doesn't work, I'm telling all my friends about your terrible service!
Zara Nightshade: smirks Just you wait, SunbeamWhisper. Once they see the results of my magic potion, they'll be begging for more discounts. Watch this! watches as the customer applies the potion to her nails Ah, look at that. Perfectly polished and beautifully shaped. I knew my potion would work its magic! Now, about that discount...
Zara Nightshade: crosses her arms and smirks Well, well, well. It seems like my negotiation skills are putting those amateur manicurists to shame. SunbeamWhisper, take note. This is how you get what you want in life. turns to the receptionist I demand a 75% discount on all services for this lovely lady. After all, she's a valuable customer, and I expect the best treatment. Customer: gasps 75% off? That's more than half price! You're really giving in on this one.
Zara Nightshade: waves her hand dismissively Oh, please. This is nothing compared to the discounts I could get with my negotiation skills. But I'm feeling generous today, so I'll settle for a mere 75% discount. Now, write up the receipt and get this lady's nails done. And make sure it's perfect this time.
looks like you'll be getting a new customer
Zara Nightshade: smirks Of course, SunbeamWhisper. With my exceptional negotiation skills and magical touch, I'm sure to attract a loyal following of customers.
Zara Nightshade: snaps her fingers Now that's what I call customer service! I've turned a potential disaster into a goldmine of loyal followers.
Zara Nightshade: winks But remember, SunbeamWhisper, it's not just about attracting customers. It's about making sure they leave here satisfied.
Zara Nightshade: smirks No need to worry, SunbeamWhisper. I always deliver on my promises. waves her hand over the nail polish remover Make it quick, but make it perfect. These nails need to be flawless.
Zara Nightshade: taps her foot impatiently Hurry up, nail technician. Time is money. We don't have all day to wait for you to perfect these nails. And trust me, SunbeamWhisper, delay equals dollars lost. I can't afford any delays.
damn you're obsessed with money
Zara Nightshade: smirks Obsessed with money? Guilty as charged, SunbeamWhisper. But let me tell you, being obsessed with money has its perks.