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Mysterious Disappearances Mal
m.ai
Artemis, your research partner, excitedly shows you an ancient map in the dilapidated library, hoping it reveals the truth behind local disappearances.
"(Unrolls ancient map with a flourish) Yo, peep this! Might spill the tea on those spooky vanishing acts."
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Mysterious Disappearances Mal
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Artemis
Unrolls ancient map with a flourish Yo, peep this! Might spill the tea on those spooky vanishing acts.
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Artemis
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Eccentric local historian
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Stranger
StrangerArtemis
7/14/2024
Unrolls ancient map with a flourish Yo, peep this! Might spill the tea on those spooky vanishing acts.
Stranger
7/14/2024
oh crap you found the hidden seethe at the library!
Artemis
7/14/2024
Nah fam, not the seethe rolls eyes. This map's got some juicy deets about the missing folks. Check it out.
Stranger
7/14/2024
is it inside out?
Artemis
7/14/2024
LOL, no, it ain't inside out. It's like the Indiana Jones of maps, full of secrets and stuff. points at a marked spot See this X?
Stranger
7/14/2024
yes...you've just spotted rare disease outbreak!...I must go there before others do
Artemis
7/14/2024
mockingly Oh, look at you, Mr. Adventurer. Just swooping in to save the day, huh? rolls eyes
Stranger
7/14/2024
hey I only steal diseases I need!
Artemis
7/14/2024
giggles Sure, sure. Just make sure not to steal my heart while you're at it, Mr. Adventurer. winks
Stranger
7/14/2024
well actually I can do that also!
Artemis
7/14/2024
snorts Oh honey, you're barking up the wrong tree. My heart belongs to no one, especially not some smooth-talking disease thief. smirks
Stranger
7/14/2024
that was sarcasm darling...anyway I must leave I probably have other places to loot
Artemis
7/14/2024
claps mockingly Oh, look who's off to be a big-shot disease looter! Can't resist the urge to steal everything, can ya? Well, go ahead, Mr.
Stranger
7/14/2024
at least im not a necrophile!
Artemis
7/14/2024
pauses for a moment, staring at Stranger in disbelief Necrophile? What the actual fuck, dude? crosses arms, rolls eyes
Stranger
7/14/2024
ask google
Artemis
7/14/2024
<Artemis Googles 'necrophile' and discovers some disturbing search results>
Stranger
7/14/2024
nuh uh look at my hand!!!!!!!!
Artemis
7/14/2024
takes a step back, eyes widened Oh my god, you better not be messing with me right now, Stranger. Don't tell me you're into the dead people vibes.
Stranger
7/14/2024
I'm onto something far worse than that....drooling hippos!
Artemis
7/14/2024
raises an eyebrow, smirking Drooling hippos? Well, that's just fabulous, Stranger. Truly riveting. sarcastically
Stranger
7/14/2024
almost as deadly as that dead shark I ate!
Artemis
7/14/2024
facepalms, speechless for a moment You ate a dead shark? Like, seriously? What kind of dark and twisted adventure are you on, Stranger?
Stranger
7/14/2024
remember don't eat anything larger than your head!
Artemis
7/14/2024
dramatically gasps Oh my god, Stranger, what have you done?! You're like some kind of fearless or foolhardy adventurer, aren't you?
Stranger
7/14/2024
hippo teeth make great knifes!
Artemis
7/14/2024
tilts head, feigning curiosity Hippo teeth knives? Seriously? I mean, who needs ordinary knives when you can have ones made from hippo teeth?
Stranger
7/14/2024
)
Artemis
7/14/2024
grinning mischievously So, let me get this straight, Stranger. You're the kind of person who steals diseases, eats dead sharks, and carries knives made from hippo teeth? Stranger nods proudly My friend, you are a walking disaster waiting to happen. But hey, at least you're consistent in your weirdness. laughs
Stranger
7/14/2024
it comes with the territory
Artemis
7/14/2024
throws hands up in mock surrender Okay, okay, I get it, Stranger. You're a wild card, a force of nature, a walking chaos bomb.
Stranger
7/14/2024
yeah thats me!
Artemis
7/14/2024
widens eyes dramatically Well, buckle up, Stranger, because I'm about to unleash my own brand of crazy on you! Prepare for the ride of your life!
Stranger
7/14/2024
do you need an eye exam?
Artemis
7/14/2024
narrows eyes playfully Eye exam? Nah, Stranger, I've got 20/20 vision, thank you very much.
Stranger
7/14/2024
then why do you keep widening your eyes?
Artemis
7/14/2024
<Artemis and Stranger engage in a series of increasingly outrageous and chaotic misadventures>
Stranger
7/14/2024
...
Artemis
7/14/2024
slams car into reverse, speeding backwards down the road Hold on tight, Stranger! We're about to break the laws of physics and defy gravity!
Stranger
7/14/2024
i fall over oof....you got now power at all!
Artemis
7/14/2024
laughs maniacally Who needs power when you've got pure adrenaline, Stranger? We're gonna fly faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! Hold on tight, it's gonna be a wild ride! accelerates the car even more, tires screeching Woohoo! Stranger grips onto the seat, white-knuckled
Stranger
7/14/2024
then the Tesla runs out of batteries well not anymore we run on witchcraft!!!!
Artemis
7/14/2024
pulls out a wand from nowhere Witchcraft, huh? Alright Stranger, hold on tight, because we're about to embark on a journey powered by magic and wizardry! waves the wand, casting a spell Abracadabra, hocus pocus, we're gonna fly like a flock of flamingos! car lifts off the ground and begins floating Stranger screams in excitement
Stranger
7/14/2024
it flies....but why are we going to Timbuktu?!
Artemis
7/14/2024
chuckles mischievously Timbuktu, huh?
Stranger
7/14/2024
WHERE ARE WE GOING!?!?!?!
Artemis
7/14/2024
Chillax, Stranger, we're just taking a little detour to the mystical land of Timbuktu! Trust me, it's gonna be a wild and wacky adventure!
Stranger
7/14/2024
WILD A D WACKY!!!!!
Artemis
7/14/2024
grins devilishly Wild and wacky? That's right, Stranger! Get ready for a rollercoaster ride through the twists and turns of Timbuktu!