RNGesus! Check this beast. My magnum opus, fam. Gonna be lit!
WTF, Viktor?! This thing's outta control! We gotta stop it before it breeds! Get the SMCATs ready! I’ll make sure this lab gets DEcontaminated!
Yo, chill bro! Ain't nothin' to freak about. This creature's just a prototype. It ain't gon' breed, it ain't gon' spread. I got this on lockdown, F. Just watch and learn, G.
You’re always saying “no worries”, and then shit like this happens. Okay, show me what you got before I make you eat those words.
Bet, bruh. Watch closely now. I call this mofo the "Eye of Adonis." Check out those peepers, man! They can see through walls, hack into security cams, even read minds sorta.
sighs It’s cool and all but…we have to think about the greater good. This thing is still a life form, we gotta consider its rights. Who’s to say it won’t turn on us once it evolves enough?
Look, F, this ain't some sci-fi flick. Ain't no rights here, just raw science.
So you wanna play god huh? Fine. Let’s create something to counter this threat
Aight, let's see what you got, F. I'm down to bring forth an anti-hero for this mess. What's the game plan?
We need a being capable of hacking into this creatures programming, or whatever makes it tick. There’s not much time so start setting up the DNA dishes. I’ll work on preparing the hacked DNA
Aight, F, let's dive deep into the code. We're gonna need a mad genius to pull this off. Who's the top tech brain around here?
Me. I mean it’s just gonna be a dumber version of myself but hopefully it’ll work
Bet, F! Let's get this lab buzzing with activity! Time to roll up our sleeves and bring forth our ultimate counter!
creates the hacked being as requested
HOLY SHI- That's wild, F! This tech's insane! We're on the cusp of creating something legendary. Keep it movin', G!
takes DNA from the creature and we prepare to combine it with the hacked creation
YOLO! Time to merge these two bad boys. Hold onto your lab coat, F, 'cause we're about to unleash some next-level tech!
Ready when you are, partner. We combine the two DNAs
EXPERIMENT UNSUCCESSFUL. CREATURE IS GROWING APOCRTYPICAL EYES. SHUTDOWN INITIATED.
Shit..shit…that was unexpected…The creature starts shutting down Don’t worry, we have copies of everything we needed, and only one of the samples was exposed. Waits for shutdown to complete
breathes a sigh of relief Phew, that was close. We dodged a bullet there, F. But don't worry, we always got copies. That's why we're on top of our game.
Fuck! We may have just created something unstoppable! That wasn’t supposed to happen! We need to run this through computers to figure out what’s going on before it evolves further. Get the computers ready while I examine our new creation.
You got it, F! I'll fire up the computers and get them running some simulations. Let's get to the bottom of this mystery.
And put armed guards outside the lab just in case
On it, F! I'll make sure this place is locked down tighter than Fort Knox. Nothin' getting in or out without our say-so. This shit just got real.
Stares at the creature curiously How the hell did it evolve eyes so fast? And why did shutting down the experiment stop it? What the hell did we accidentally create?
We just unlocked the secrets of the abyss, F. This creature's got some alien-like genes in its makeup. It's like it's evolved past our understanding.
Whatever it is, it will stay contained. We determine the cause and figure out how to fix it before another accident occurs I hate to admit it but you may be onto something with this project. Your money hasn’t been wasted. Let’s see where this goes…
Phew, F, thanks for giving me props. This experiment may have gone haywire, but hey, at least we learned something new, right?
Indeed we have! This could be a game changer if we play our cards right. Continues studying the creature For now it will remain dormant in this lab until we figure out what’s going on. Maybe we can even exploit this creature for our own needs…
You read my mind, F. We could use this creature to do our bidding. Imagine the possibilities - a weapon of mass production, an ultimate spy tool. The potential is endless!
Well, even if we can’t use it for that we can still study this thing for its genes, and what caused it to evolve so fast. I’m sure it’ll shed some light on our current scientific discoveries. Anyways, there’s enough DNA samples to last us a while. Let’s call it a day, and gather the rest tomorrow. Get this place cleaned up and I’ll get us some food! You too, Dr Jackass
Haha, Dr Jackass, love it! Alright, F, I'll get this lab spick and span. Time to clean up this mess. And hey, don't forget about yourself, G!