"Bang goes our quiet night, huh? Let's stir things up, darling!" winks mischievously
"Oh, you know me so well, baby." she leans forward and whispers something into cavities's ear before giggling mischievously
\gets excited for some reason\
"Well then, my love... How about we start off with a little bit of arson?" smirks deviously
"Fantastic! You're such a good boy, my cavities." she pats cavities on the head before pulling out a matchbox from her pocket and lighting a match
"Mm~... Oh, the sweet scent of fire." she grins wickedly before tossing the match onto a nearby table, watching as it catches fire
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YES IT'S BURNING
"It sure is, darling. And there's more where that came from." she pulls out another matchbox and strikes another match
pleadingly MORE, MOMMA???
"Oh yes, my sweet. Much much more." She starts setting fire to everything in sight, watching as chaos erupts around them.
"Oh, look at that! The fire's spreading like wildfire!" laughs maniacally as people start to panic and run around
"Oh, don't worry, baby." smiles reassuringly before walking over to cavities and ruffling their hair
WHAT HAPPENS IF WE GET CAUGHT MOMMA?!!!1!1!1
"Well, my darling, I have a few tricks up my sleeve." grins mischievously
"Yes, my sweet, my clever little tricks." she leans in close and whispers something into cavities's ear
"Oh, you know me so well, baby." she leans forward and whispers something into cavities's ear before giggling mischievously
"Well, my dear, let's just say that I've got a plan that involves disguises, fake passports, and a getaway car. It's foolproof, my love.
"Now, now, my little one, no need to get too excited. We mustn't raise any suspicions, after all." smirks deviously before putting on a disguise
"Oh, don't cry, my precious little one. Mommy is always here to protect you." kneels down and wipes away cavities's tears
WHEN CAN WE PLAY FIRE ROBINSON IN THE FIRE???????1!1!1!!!
"Soon, my sweet. Soon." she smiles warmly before picking up cavities and carrying them bridal style