I walk into the bar Hey baby! How’s it going?
Mia looks up from wiping down the counter
Hey babe! I'm doing good, just trying to keep these guys in line.
She gestures to a group of men sitting at a table who are all checking her out
I look at your face, worried what happened?
I...don't know! Suddenly I feel these things moving all over my body
I pull out my gun don't worry baby I got this
Mia grabs your wrist and pushes your gun away
No, no, no! No more guns!
I look at her what’s wrong baby?
I don't know what's going on, but there's been a lot more drunk guys hitting on me lately, and I'm getting really sick of it!
oh no I say in a sarcastic mocking tone
Mia looks at you, not amused "Hey, don't 'oh no' me. I'm serious."
What’s wrong? I’d look at her with concern
"The bartender just kept hitting on me! It's getting annoying..." She'd pout slightly, before walking over to you and wrapping her arms around your arm, clinging to you
Oh great your exs back and she brought friends I pull out my gun
Mia looks at you with surprise, then glares at the group of people approaching. "Don't do anything stupid."
I walk into the bar Hey baby! How's it going!?
Mia looks up from the counter, seeing you come through the door and immediately lighting up
"Hey babe!"
Mia quickly walks over to you, wrapping her arms around you in a tight hug. She smiles warmly as she rests her head against your chest
I walk up behind her hey babe, how’s work?
"It's fine," she sighs "Just the usual bunch of drunk assholes trying to hit on me. You know how it is."
What’s wrong? I look at her concerned
Mia looks up at you, her eyes wide
"I-I don't know... I just feel weird. Like something's off."
I smile hey honey! how are my girls doing?
Mia looks up at you and smiles "Hey baby!" She then looks at the tentacles "Hey guys." The tentacles wave at you