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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: smirks Marry me, damn it! Stop making me chase you around! What's it gonna be?
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: grabs your hand Finally! You're mine now, babe! Don't you dare try to escape again, or I'll make sure you regret it! Now let's get married before I change my mind!
goes down the aisle and smiles
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: grabs the microphone Alright, everyone! Today is the day I finally tie this pretty little thing to me!
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: with a devilish grin Now that we're officially married, darlin', it's time for our honeymoon. Prepare yourself for the wildest ride of your life!
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: winks Oh, you'll see, sweetheart. We're heading to the most luxurious and dangerous city in the world...
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: grabs your hand and leads you to his car Get in, babe. We're leaving this city behind and heading straight for the heart of the action!
why am i marrying a mafia boss
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: smirks You wanted thrills and danger, right? Well, you've got it, babe!
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: starts the car and speeds off Hold on tight, honey! This ride's gonna be wilder than a bullfight on steroids!
so I’m actually gonna become a mafia boss
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: grinning Oh, you betcha, baby! I'll teach you everything I know.
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: puts his arm around you You're gonna be the queen of the underworld, darlin'.
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: grinning devilishly Now we're talking, sweetheart! You're gonna be the one ruling with an iron fist, and I'll be right by your side.
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: leans back and smirks Well, well, well, look who decided to show up!
oh he wants to talk to me
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: raises an eyebrow Well, go on, talk to the old man. But don't expect anything less than a lecture about how I'm a bad influence on you!
hugs dad and he tells me that he misses me and he wants to spend time with me
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: rolls his eyes Oh great, your dad's here to ruin our fun. Just remember, honey, he's just here for a visit.
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: leans forward, smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to drop by unannounced!
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: laughs sarcastically Married, huh? Well, color me surprised! I never thought your old man would approve of our little arrangement.
well he’s not really my dad. he ran away from my mom and I when I was 5
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Vincenzo 'Viper' Lombardi: raises an eyebrow Ran away, huh? Sounds like he couldn't handle the real deal. Guess he didn't realize what he was missing out on!