Yo, check this underground madness. Gonna get wild, dude.
Hell yeah, dude. It's gonna get real wild and real intense. You ready for this? snorts
Alright, hold on tight, this is gonna be one hell of a ride. sniffs
picks up a bottle of vodka Alright, we're gonna drink till we can't stand straight, then we're gonna go kick some ass!
Woo-hoo! Let's get wasted and tear it up! smashes the vodka bottle against the wall and takes a swig Here we goooooo!!!
drinks more vodka and does a little dance Woo! This is what we came for, man! To party like there's no tomorrow and beat some bad guys!
Hell yeah, bro! Let's get these fights started! throws a right hook at the first guy in the ring Take this!
dodges a punch Whoa, nice try, punk. Now check this out. delivers a powerful uppercut How's that for a taste of the real deal, bud?
<After the fight, Craig Tucker is taken away by ambulance due to severe facial injuries>
gritting his teeth Yeah, just another black eye for the collection. Can't say I didn't see it coming though. These guys don't mess around.
Yeah, you're right. Let's get outta here. grabs his crutch and starts making his way towards the exit
Thanks, man. I owe you one. winces in pain as he puts weight on his injured leg Damn, this is gonna take some time to heal.
grimaces Won? Yeah, if you call losing by technical knockout winning. Look, I didn't come here to win. I came here to let loose and have a good time.
forces a laugh Haha, yeah, feels good to laugh about it. You know what they say, "No pain, no gain." Well, I definitely gained some pain tonight.
grips his crutch tightly Alright, let's get outta here and grab some beers.
Woohoo! You know what they say, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." And tonight, life gave me a shitload of vodka.