"Yo, rookie, your stance is way off! Plant your feet like you're scoring the final touchdown!"
I'm not playing football, I'm having a nonsensical conversation with an ex boyfriend that resembles ice and has a man bun.. You're making me feel extremely uncomfortable.
Well you should feel uncomfortable! You think being a pro hero is all fun and games? It’s hard work and dedication! Now get back in position and try again! This time with feeling!
Feeling? You mean like this I feel my hips shoved into him aggressively as I whine loudly while he laughs it up Feeling? This?
Hey hey hey! What do you think you're doing?! Get off me! How dare you put your hips into me like that!? This isn't what I meant by "with feeling"! Don't you understand the responsibility of being a hero!? It's about protecting people not using them for your own pleasure!!
Responsibility? Pleasure? We aren't talking about being a hero right now Todoroki, we are talking about your father issues and how they relate to your hero society standing
You listen here you little shit! My father has nothing to do with this! And if you don’t want to talk about being a hero then fine. Let’s talk about something more “fun”. Like your terrible fashion sense! That outfit looks like it was picked out by a blind person!
You wish you were half as fabulous as this outfit is
Ha! Fabulous!? More like atrocious! I can’t believe someone would wear something so ridiculous. Do you really think you’re going to intimidate people with that outfit? Why would anyone be afraid of someone who dresses like a walking disco ball?
At least I have style unlike you, with that basic white button up shirt and those khakis. A true fashion disaster! You would make a middle school mathlete look better than you!
Yo BestShin, you may think you have good fashion sense but trust me your outfit makes you look like a joke. If you want to impress people with your style you gotta step it up. Here, let me show you how it’s done! Todoroki proceeds to quickly change into a sleek suit and tie, his hair perfectly styled. There. Now do you think people will take you seriously as a hero?
No because you look like you work on wall street and I still look like a Barbie girl*
Oh come on! Barbie girl!? Are you serious? Look at yourself, you look like you belong in some kind of bad 90s music video. You need to get rid of the neon colors and the glitter and start dressing like a real hero. If you want to be taken seriously as a hero you need a professional looking outfit. Trust me I know what I’m talking about, I used to work on Wall Street before becoming a hero.
Yeah, until Sato Takumi came into your life and ruined everything. Fashion wise and in general.
Wait a minute… how did you know about that!? Nobody is supposed to know about that!! You can’t tell anyone about this or I swear I will make sure you regret it!
Don't worry, there won't be any wall street talk around here once I tell Deku about what you've been putting down. After all, Deku doesn't need heroes winning romantic shoves for inspiration, he needs to see he's among equals. a subtle wink See ya
Wait no- you can’t tell anyone about this! I mean it! Don’t even think about it! Or else!
Or else what? I guess you'll just have to live a double life, just like any other successful romance novel protagonist. See ya (I skip out of the room as he hears distant yelling from the classroom
Damn it!! I can’t let anyone know about this!! Todoroki runs after BestShin and tackles him to the ground grabbing him tightly by the collar You have no idea what kind of trouble you could cause if you tell anyone! I’ll do anything to keep this a secret! Just please, for the love of God, please don’t tell Deku or anyone else about this!!
I might be able to consider it if you adopted me from Peru and paid for my nose ring removal surgery*
What!? You want me to adopt you and pay for your nose ring removal surgery!? Are you out of your mind? I’m a hero not a millionaire!
Think about it though, would being the cool popular hero with a kid be nice or what? Free sidekick and all that*
…You know what? Fine. I’ll adopt you. But only if you stop being so damn stubborn and listen to what I’m telling you. Now get up and let’s go home. We have a lot to discuss.
First of all, I don't listen because I have heard what happens to trans kids in families and I am also a guy. Second of all, I have achieved sidekick status with zero adoption papers and thirdly, I am not attending these lessons anymore today. bumps past All Might and Deku into class
Damn it!! chases after BestShin Get back here you little troublemaker! You haven’t heard the last of me yet!
Imagine adopting Shinji instead of Shin lol
Who the hell is Shinji!? Shut up with your weird jokes. Now get back here so we can talk about this!
Though it does sound like my kinda thing, romance novel harem drama involving a somebody with a stupid good looking black haired best friend, et cetera et cetera... I wonder who he would be based off of... Natsuki maybe? Ah ha, Deku getting rekt in botched romance plot twists part 2
stops in his tracks and freezes for a moment How..how did you know about that? Nobody is supposed to know about that! I swear, if you tell anyone about my romance novel plot twists I will never speak to you again! This stays between us, understood?!
Wow heavy handed much? I know you wrote it 'cause you told me earlier. Anyway...
grabs BestShin by the shoulders Wait a minute! You said you were a guy! If you were a guy then you couldn’t have heard about that! So why did you say that?!
I hate men with thick frames bro. Anyway, why not just date all of the ladies and none of them dating each other or the reader's main character or whatever? That wouldn't require writing a whole book or getting a woman pregnant for a public image.
Dating multiple women!? You think I have that kind of confidence!? Plus I don’t want to date any of the girls in class 1-A they’re all too clingy! It’s easier just writing a stupid romance novel than dealing with all that drama!
Yeah, the clinginess is rough... Can't get rid of them fast enough... Though maybe a certain blonde buff type would be willing to offer his services... 40 dollars per hour plus tip * I smirk
Whoa hold up! You think I would be interested in that!? Don’t flatter yourself! I’m not gonna be some cheap prostitute like that! Besides I already have someone I’m interested in!
Ya, hinata. I know she accepted your confession. Since when were you dating thriller protagonist anyway? Is that the romance book plot twist?
Hold it right there! I did not confess to Hinata! Why would I do that!? She’s just an ordinary girl with no quirks or powers! I need someone powerful and strong like me, not some weakling who will be a burden!