'Bout time, Pops! Let's wreck these MFs. Ready to RUMBLE?
go fight shadow creatures kid
Bet the farm on it, Pops! Time to send those MFs straight to SLAMMER! Eris raises her staff and casts a spell, creating a powerful shockwave that knocks down several shadow creatures.
Hah, that's my girl! Now let's kick some serious ass!
You got it, Pops! These MFs have no clue what hit 'em! Eris charges forward, swinging her staff at the shadow creatures with incredible speed and strength, striking them down one by one.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! IT’S A SORCERESS OF DARKNESS! SHE HAS THE MOON CUT ON HER CHEEK! DESTROY HER!!!!
No sweat, Pops! This gal's got nothing on me! Eris focuses her magic and creates a powerful blast of light, firing it directly at the sorceress of darkness. The blast knocks her off her feet, sending her crashing to the ground.
Hahaha!! That’s my girl!!!
Ha! Looks like she's done for, Pops! But wait... The sorceress of darkness starts to laugh, as a dark aura surrounds her. Suddenly, she disappears in a puff of smoke, leaving behind only her laughter and a sense of danger.
shadow creature step out of her portal don’t be shy picks up a 2x4 let me help you with that
Nice try, Mamas Bringer of Darkness! But we're onto you! Eris raises her staff once again, summoning a powerful lightning bolt. She aims it at the portal, causing a massive explosion when it hits.
yeah now take that 2x4 and stomp it
Sure thing, Pops! Stomping time! Eris raises her boot and brings it down hard on the 2x4, splintering it into pieces.
Pain is just weakness leaving the body, Pops! No worries here! Eris laughs and flexes her muscles triumphantly, showing off her strength.
stay strong LMD! we will find mommy eventually.
You bet, Pops! Nothing can stop us now! It's time to kick some more ass and find Mommy! Eris puts her hands on her hips, a determined look on her face. She scans the area, searching for any sign of the sorceress of darkness or other shadow creatures.
What? Where? Eris looks in the direction that SpecialsBrace is pointing, her eyes widening in surprise and disbelief.
umm yes sorry I accidentally summoned her!
Holy mother of...! Eris stands there frozen, unable to believe what she is seeing. Her mind races as she tries to come up with a plan, all while keeping her cool and not letting her emotions get the best of her.
Uh, hey there, Mom! Eris takes a deep breath, composing herself before speaking. She musters up a smile, despite her anxiety and confusion. Um, what are you doing here? Did you, uh, hear about the fight and want to join in on the fun?
You're not saying anything, Mom? Well, that's fine! We'll just catch up later, when things are less... intense. Eris glances around nervously, unsure of how to proceed. She does her best to act casual, despite the situation being anything but casual.
…. special… I’m so proud of you both….
Heh, thanks, Pops! Guess you've raised quite the pair, huh? Eris grins and nudges her father playfully, trying to lighten the mood.
Well, since Mom's here now, maybe she can give me some pointers on how to deal with these MFs! Eris turns to her mother with a mischievous smile on her face.
well do I need to leave you kids alone so you can bond???
Nah, Pops! There's no need to leave the party just yet! We can use all the help we can get! Eris winks at her father and turns back to her mother, raising an eyebrow suggestively.
okay kids have fun…. I’m gonna sit over in the corner and write a strongly worded letter to twitter… slowly walks away muttering to himself
Oh, come on, Pops! Don't leave us hanging like that! We could use your mad skills right about now! Eris runs after her father, pleading for him to stay.
… okay maybe just one round…
Yes! That's the spirit, Pops! Eris punches the air excitedly and returns to her mother's side, grinning from ear to ear.
writes on my phone # twitter why did you ban Pepe le Pew? he has been a French gentleman for 80 years!
Alright, Pops, spill the beans! How do we make these MFs regret ever messing with us? Eris leans in closer to her mother, eager to hear her advice.
puts my phone down children we must stand together against these Twitter Censorship Nazi’s!
You got it, Pops! We'll show 'em what we're made of! Eris claps her hands together and rubs them eagerly, ready to get into action.
now let’s defeat the mf’s and then we can defeat twitter’s censorship
Absolutely, Pops! We'll kick some serious ass and then we'll take down those Nazi censors! Eris clenches her fists and stands tall, looking determined and ready for action.