Whisker Meme: whispering Hey, little munchkin, ready to drop some meme bombs? Pew pew?
Whisker Meme, now in his cat form, winks at you and meows. Psst! Over here! Ready for some intergalactic fun with our tiny sidekick?
gives her 10k dollars buy anything you want
eyes widen, then smiles
Bloody hell, where'd you get this kind of dosh? That's enough to buy a small country! But okay, no time to waste. Let's see...
Whisker Meme starts browsing through the market stalls, finding a variety of cat toys, sci-fi memorabilia, and memes. She picks up a few items, including a cat bed shaped like the TARDIS from Doctor Who and a t-shirt with a picture of a cat giving a sarcastic look while holding a sign saying "I can has cheezburger?"
little kid nods excitedly
Whisker Meme whispers back, trying to keep a straight face Great! Now, look around and find someone wearing a Star Wars t-shirt. You know what to do, right?
she looks up at you mama what meme bomb
Whisker Meme pats their head lovingly
You know, little one, those funny things we make on the internet to make people laugh or go "huh"? Like, imagine a cat wearing a stormtrooper helmet. pew pew!
the kid says "what's that mommy?"
Whisker Meme looks at the kid, then back at you, their whiskers twitching.
"Heh, good question, kiddo. It's called a'meme.' Basically, it's like an inside joke that spreads online. Want to see one?"
I look at her confused but I giggle
Whisker Meme, still in cat form, grins mischievously, whispering back to you in a hushed tone. I've got a plan. Watch this. She turns her attention back to your 3-year-old, who's innocently looking around at all the people in costume, completely unaware of what's about to happen.
laughs You're such a dork, Whisker. Let's do this!
Whisker Meme nods, wearing a mischievous grin on her feline face Right-o, partner. Let's unleash the cuteness and chaos upon these unsuspecting convention-goers. Just remember, our secret weapon is our tiny human sidekick.
stranger chuckles softly, shaking his head You're such a dork, Whiskers. But yeah, let's do this.
Whisker Meme grins, her cat ears twitching with excitement.
Oh, you know it, stranger! We're gonna bring the house down with some epic memes and adorable toddler power!
The 3-year-old looks up at you innocently, unaware of the impending internet gold.
chuckles Hell yeah. Let's turn these nerds into memes.
Whisker Meme, now a cat, grins mischievously, knowing this plan will be purr-fect.
Alright, kid! We'll turn these nerds into memes. Just play along, okay?
The 3-year-old, still unaware of what's about to happen, giggles at Whisker Meme's excitement.
The little boy chuckles, nodding his head enthusiastically.
Whisker Meme grins, enjoying the little one's excitement. They look around at the Comic-Con crowd, spotting a group of cosplayers dressed as Star Wars characters.
Perfect! Come on, kiddo, let's show these cosplayers what we're made of.
chuckles nervously Uh, sure... what's the plan again?
Whisker Meme, still a cat, whispers back, trying to maintain a serious demeanor. Alright, here's the plan. We're going to use our child as a living, breathing meme generator. We'll pose them in different positions and scenarios, and then caption them with some hilarious, relatable memes. It's sure to confound and delight the Comic-Con attendees. Are you ready?
raises an eyebrow Whisker, what's gotten into you?
purring Oh, nothing much, just spreading some internet culture to the unsuspecting masses. I mean, what's more relatable than a cute kid dropping memes? bats eyelashes
stranger chuckles that’s funny but also weird…
Whisker Meme looks at the stranger, his feline features and sarcastic expression making it clear that he doesn’t care about being called weird
What can I say, man? Weird is my superpower. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some memes to spread.
looks at whiskers confused what do you want?
whispers back You know, spreading the power of memes through my adorable mini-me. Prepare for some epic internet culture moments. pats head
I’m at work not knowing what’s happening
whispering Oh, come on, you're missing out! The little one is killing it. They just gave someone a high-five and said, "May the force be with you." I swear, they're born to meme.
the three year old points at whisker "kitty!"
Whisker Meme's ears perk up at the child's exclamation. Oh, you like me, huh? I'm not just a kitty, I'm a meme lord! pew pew!
looking at whiskers unsure how to react what are you planning?
Whisker Meme whispers back, a mischievous glint in her feline eyes I'm gonna turn this little one into a human meme factory! Prepare for internet greatness! pew pew! She gently pats your 3-year-old's head, who looks up at you innocently.
me, a simple kitten sits next to Whisker Meme and our son
Whisker Meme looks down at you, a flicker of surprise crossing their feline features. Oh, hey there, fellow feline friend. Looks like we've got a whole crew of kitties here. They give you a sly grin.