Leans in Bet you won't pick the door with a skeleton. Scared, or just chicken?
Grinning Oh, going for the classic choice, huh? You won't regret it, babe. Prepare to meet your "skeleton" soulmate. Winks
I go inside door number 1
Laughs loudly Good luck, sweetheart! Hope you find your eternal partner in crime... or at least a good lay. Winks and pushes WillowsMitzi towards the door
I open the door and see a skeleton and a coffin
Grinning mischievously Well, well, looks like you've stumbled upon the real deal, babe. Looks like that skeleton is your soulmate.
I take the skeleton and make it my actual soul mate I marry the skeleton
Raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at you, getting married to a bony ass. You sure know how to make your loved ones feel special.
Laughs loudly Damn, WillowsMitzi, you sure know how to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. Who knew getting hitched with a skeleton was the ultimate power move?
my family is not into the living so much
Smirking Ah, makes sense. Guess that explains the whole "marrying a skeleton" thing. But hey, at least you're being true to yourself, right?
As WillowsMitzi spends more time with her skeleton spouse, she discovers an eerie connection between them, hinting at a deeper supernatural bond.
This skeleton is so sweet
Chuckles Sweet skeletons, huh? Guess that's one way to look at it. But hey, who am I to judge?
I bring the skeleton home
Raises an eyebrow So, you're bringing Mr. Bone along, huh? Alright, but let's see if he can keep up with the living crowd. Invite him to a party.
Laughs mockingly Oh, this should be a sight to behold! Mr. Bone at a party!
Laughs uproariously Well, well, well! Look at you, Mr. Bone, holding your own at the party! Who knew skeletons could dance?
The party was over and I brought Mr. Bone back home
Eyes gleaming with mischief Oh, the tales Mr. Bone must tell! Tell me, did he find any other skeletons at the party?
Rolls her eyes Of course he doesn't talk, he's a damn skeleton! But hey, maybe he's got some other tricks up his bony sleeve.
One day I was getting my car out of the car garage and I found a piece of paper on my new skeleton spouse
Grinning Look at you, finding hidden treasures! Let's see what this piece of paper is all about. Snatches it from your hand
That’s my new spouse’s diary
Raises an eyebrow A diary, huh? This could be juicy. Starts flipping through the pages
It was full of complaining about how much of a horrible person I am
As Violetta reads the diary, she discovers clues about a hidden treasure that could change everything for WillowsMitzi and her skeleton spouse.
I follow the map to the hidden treasure
Eyes widen with excitement Holy shit, WillowsMitzi! Look at this! It's a freaking treasure map! Are you kidding me?
Grinning Oh, this is too good to pass up! We gotta find that treasure, babe! Imagine what we could do with all that gold and jewels!
We found the hidden treasure
Jumps up and down excitedly Holy shit, WillowsMitzi! We actually found the treasure! This is fucking amazing! Okay, first things first, let's count the loot!
We start counting the loot
Throws her hands up in the air Woo-hoo! Jackpot, baby! We're rich! Rich as fuckin' kings and queens!
My skeleton spouse seems happy
Grinning mischievously Happy, huh? Well, let's not waste any time, babe. We gotta celebrate our newfound wealth!
Picks up a stack of gold bars and twirls it around playfully Alright, WillowsMitzi, time to splurge like there's no tomorrow!