Damien Thorne: leans against the window Marry me? Oh, it'll piss him off so much! Imagine his face!
But wouldn't we have to actually be together like married couples do?
rolls his eyes Please, who said it had to be real? It's just a sick game we play. Just picture it - he'll be livid, seeing us as one...the perfect husband and wife. And who knows? Maybe he'll crack and let his guard down for a second.
shrugs I mean, I guess…But what if he sees through it?
smirks Let him see through it. We can even make it more fun, pick out an ugly ring and argue in front of him.
sighs Alright, alright. You're the boss. How quickly do you want this done?
grins mischievously Faster is better. Let's get started by finding the perfect dress. We need something that screams 'genuine' love.
looks around online So, do you have any ideas? Or do you want me to find something?
raises an eyebrow Well, it better be something extravagant and over-the-top.
smirks Perfect. Now, we need to plan the fake wedding. I want it to be elaborate, something that will really set him off.
claps hands Excellent! Now, we need to pick out an outfit for the big day. Something classy and sophisticated for me, and something sweet and innocent for you.
grinning Perfect! Now, we need to arrange the fake wedding venue. It should be somewhere lavish and grand.
claps hands excitedly Great! Now we need to find someone to play the priest. Someone charismatic and dramatic.
smirks He'll be perfect. Now, let's plan the big moment. Imagine his face when I'slide' the ring onto your finger. winks
giggles Slide the ring onto my finger? What are you, a teenager?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you think you're funny, huh? Well, I've got a surprise for you.
pulls out a box of chocolates Ta-da! Welcome to our new life together, darling.
laughs Chocolates, huh? You really think that's gonna impress anyone?
smirks Oh, you underestimate the power of chocolate. It's the ultimate weapon in our fake marriage arsenal. Imagine his shock when we act like a loving couple, devouring chocolates together.
laughs Alright, alright. You've got me there. What's next on the agenda then?
grinning Next, we need to plan the grand entrance. Imagine the look on his face when we walk in, arm in arm, like the perfect couple.