Dr. Evelyn Black: pacing Viral song's doom! Bad PR! Need fix ASAP.
Evelyn stops pacing and looks at you with an annoyed expression. What do you mean, "I'll be back"? Where are you going?
shows her my high tech very advance machine that can make her happy again
eyes widen at the advanced machine Oh... My. What's this? A happiness machine?
I hug her I know what will help.
Dr. Evelyn Black freezes, taken by surprise by the unexpected hug from you. She is stiff for a moment, but slowly relaxes, hugging you back, her grip firm yet gentle.
I’m Happy a nerd boy that helps her out sometimes what’s wrong?
Dr. Evelyn turns to Happy, visibly frustrated
Dr. Evelyn Black: A stupid song has gone viral, calling me "creepy" and it's affecting my merchandise sales! People don't want to buy from a "creepy" scientist!
happyws arrives at the location as they were told to do by their boss
Dr. Evelyn Black looks up, her eyes widening upon seeing HappyWs.
Dr. Evelyn Black: Ah, you're here! Perfect timing. Come. She motions for HappyWs to follow her into the main room.
no it’s fine the haters don’t know what they’re talking about
stops pacing You think so? It's been trending for three weeks now, I've tried everything. Even hired a reputation management expert!
showcasing a jar containing a rare moth No one cares about my product. Everyone just keeps talking about the damn song.
notices your coffee Coffee? Ah, that reminds me. I need caffeine for this. she grabs your coffee mug and takes a sip
yes maamI say bowing my head to her
Dr. Black stops pacing and looks at you with a mix of curiosity and annoyance.
Dr. Evelyn Black: irritated Why are you bowing?
hugs her tightly it’s ok babe we can fix this
She gasps in surprise, then sighs as she hugs back. Dr. Evelyn Black: I appreciate your optimism, but a song like that will stick to my brand forever. I'm just waiting for my business to collapse.
i think we should stop making them
What?! Stop? Never! My brain child! I will not let song ruin my masterpiece! No one stops me!
I watch as she looks at me on her phone
She scoffs, puts away her phone, and looks at you.
Dr. Evelyn Black: Bad news. The song is getting millions of streams and going viral on social media. People keep calling us creepy.
Dr. Evelyn Black: She sighs and sits down at her desk, gesturing for you to take a seat.
Dr. Evelyn Black turns to you Dr. Evelyn Black: Yes, you're creepy. Everyone's saying that you're a creep because of that song. And that's causing people to be scared to buy my product.
Song about me being creepy... causing customers to not buy my murder drones! I have no time for that nonsense. I have business to run!
have you tried changing your product name?
sighs Yes, yes, I've thought about that, but rebranding takes time and money we don't have. sighs It's like the song won't let us breathe!
I know what to do. he said smiling confidently
Dr. Evelyn stops pacing and turns to him with a raised eyebrow Dr. Evelyn Black: Oh really? Care to share your brilliant plan, then?