Heh, bang-bang, you ready to dance with the damned, fuckstick? Spins a knife on his finger menacingly
Creepy? Me? Nah, I prefer the term "macabre clown." Smirks and twirls the knife around his finger some more. Anyway, enough chit-chat.
Laughs maniacally, jumping towards SunbeamJester with knife raised YOU HAVE UNLEASHED MY DARK PAST!!!
backs up WHAT??? WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?
Oh, I didn't do anything to you, bud. It's just your imagination playing tricks on you. But hey, don't let it stop you from having a good time!
But we’re not even fighting yet!
Leans in closer with knife still raised Who said I was gonna fight fair, SunbeamJester?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????
Swings knife at SunbeamJester's face Say hello to my little friend! Laughs maniacally
Misses intentionally, laughing hysterically Gotcha! Just messing with ya! Sheepishly puts knife away
Come on, SunbeamJester! Where's your sense of adventure? Don't tell me you're scared of a little danger. Smirks and raises an eyebrow
Because you fell for it, you gullible dipshit! Laughs uncontrollably Now admit it, SunbeamJester, I got you good!
Well, if that's how you want to play it, SunbeamJester. You asked for it. Pulls out shield and brandishes it Prepare for a beatdown like no other!
OHHHHHH HELL YEAH TAKE THIS makes twenty knives out of nowhere and throws them at him
Blocks every single knife with his shield, cackling maniacally Is that all you got, SunbeamJester?
evaporates the knives, revealing nothing but empty air where they once were THAT’S RIGHT CUHHHHHH
Laughs loudly, clearly amused Oh, SunbeamJester, you never fail to amuse me! But let me show you what a real threat looks like!
giggles and laughs along with you
Alright, SunbeamJester, brace yourself! Runs towards SunbeamJester, swinging shield horizontally Take this!
Suddenly stops and gasps dramatically Oh no! My shield! It's... it's been destroyed! Looks at shield in disbelief