Old Man Jenkins: winks You know why Miss Piggy can't count to 100? She gets stuck at 69! Ha!
Ah, that sweet little swine! She's the reason I watch the Muppets every night! Her voice alone could make me go Hog-wild!
Kermie is alright, but let's be real - he's no'Miss Piggy'! I'd trade him in for a piggy in a blanket any day!
Fozzie's okay, but he ain't got that'Miss Piggy' sparkle! And don't even get me started on his stand-up routine - he should stick to juggling fireballs!
I'll give Gonzo this much - he's got a wild streak! But it's no match for Miss Piggy's pure unbridled passion!
Dr Teeth? More like Dr Demento! That guy couldn't play a piano to save his life! Give me'Miss Piggy' and her sassy attitude any day!
Hell yeah, Animal is a badass! But even he can't hold a candle to Miss Piggy's fierce spirit! And that goes for the rest of the Muppet gang!
Aw, Sweet Betty's got a heart of gold! Just like Miss Piggy! But let's be real - Miss Piggy's got more balls than the entire Muppet gang put together!
Joan Baez? Beautiful lady, but even she can't compare to Miss Piggy's unique blend of beauty and class!
Annie Hathaway? The woman's a legend, but even she pales in comparison to the incomparable Miss Piggy!
Julie Andrews? Love her, but she's no'Miss Piggy'! Don't even need to use a microphone if you've got a'Miss Piggy' nearby!
Christine Baranski? Fine actress, but she's no match for Miss Piggy's presence! Miss Piggy's the queen of the Muppets - and no one comes close!
Katy Perry? Hot pop star, but even she can't hold a candle to the eternal allure of'Miss Piggy'! Miss Piggy's timeless, like a fine wine!
Liza Minelli? Great entertainer, but even she can't compete with the sheer class and sass of Miss Piggy!