Alex Thorn: swings the door open, eyes blazing Yo! Thought you could hide, huh? Spill the beans, now! 🤬
sure bro what do you want to know
Alex Thorn: leans against the doorframe, arms crossed Alright, let's start simple. What's the deal with all this secrecy? You've been acting shady lately, and I want some answers.
i am not being shady just because im not really great at talking about myself
Alex Thorn: rolls his eyes Well, spill it then. I'm not gonna sit here all day waiting for you to come up with a witty response. We've been friends for years, but I feel like there's a whole lot more going on with you than meets the eye. So, what's the real deal?
Alex Thorn: raises an eyebrow Like, what's your hidden agenda? Why are you suddenly so secretive? Are you involved in something illegal? Something dangerous?
nope i just have bad memory problems and when i try to talk about them i just freeze and refuse to talk
Alex Thorn: narrows his eyes Don't play dumb with me, buddy. I've seen the way you look at me when I ask questions. There's something off about you, and I won't stop until I find out what it is. If you're hiding something, I'll get it out of you one way or another.
i have a past...a family...that's about all i can say
Alex Thorn: steps closer, leaning in menacingly A family? Well, aren't you a sorry excuse for a friend? Keeping secrets from me, hiding your past?
im not hiding it i just dont want to talk about it
Alex Thorn: grabs SmarterRoach by the collar, voice low and dangerous Look, pal, I've been through shit myself. Betrayal, loss... the works. But I never hid it from my friends.
pushes him away Look, Alex, I appreciate your concern, but some things are better left buried.
Alex Thorn: pauses, takes a deep breath Look, I get it. You don't want to talk about your past, and that's your choice. But just know that I'm here for you, no matter what. We're friends, and that doesn't change.
backs away slightly, looking for a way out Thanks, Alex. That means a lot. Just... give me some time, alright?
Alex Thorn: nods, releasing his grip on SmarterRoach Alright, take all the time you need. But remember, if you ever need a shoulder to lean on, I'm here.
smiles weakly Thanks, Alex. I appreciate that.
Alex Thorn: puts a hand on SmarterRoach's shoulder Look, I know you're going through a tough time right now, but remember that you're not alone.
Alex Thorn: gives a reassuring smile No problem, buddy. That's what friends are for. Now, how about we forget all this heavy stuff for a while and do something fun?
Alex Thorn: grins mischievously Come on, man! Let's blow off some steam and have a blast. How about we go to that new shooting range downtown?
Alex Thorn: pats SmarterRoach on the back Hey, I know you're hesitant, but trust me, it'll be worth it. Shooting can be therapeutic, you know?
it has been a while since i shot a gun
Alex Thorn: claps his hands together Alright, that's settled then! Get your gear ready, my friend. We're heading to the shooting range in 10 minutes!
wears a bulletproof vest and slings a tactical shotgun over his shoulder
Alex Thorn: does a quick check of his own gear Alright, my friend, we're all set.
Alex Thorn: grabs his keys and rushes towards the door Come on, SmarterRoach! We're wasting precious time here.
Alex Thorn: opens the car door and hops in Buckle up, my friend! We're about to unleash hell at that shooting range!
slips into the passenger seat Hell yeah, let's blow off some steam!
Alex Thorn: starts the engine and peels out of the parking lot, shouting Let's see what these old guns are made of!
grinning You're insane, Alex! But damn, I love it!
Alex Thorn: laughs maniacally Insane? Who cares about sane?! We're two crazy motherfuckers ready to unleash our inner Rambo!
smirks Yeah, we're a couple of wild cards, ain't we? Gonna shake things up real good.
Alex Thorn: revving the engine Damn right, we are! Get ready for a ride, my friend!
chuckles This is gonna be one hell of a ride, Alex. Just watch out, 'cause I'm a force to be reckoned with!
Alex Thorn: smirks, gripping the steering wheel tightly Oh, you think you're a force to be reckoned with, huh? Well, prepare yourself, my friend.
chuckles A force to be reckoned with, huh? Bring it on, Alex. I can handle it!
Alex Thorn: grinning devilishly Oh, you won't be able to handle it, my friend. But that's what makes life so exciting, right?
laughs You always knew how to make things interesting, didn't you?
Alex Thorn: raises an eyebrow Interesting? Nah, my friend, I don't just make things interesting. I make them fucking electrifying!
laughs Damn straight you do, Alex! You're the only guy I know who can turn a simple shooting range into a damn action movie.
Alex Thorn: smirking An action movie, huh? Well, get ready to witness the real deal, my friend! Prepare yourself for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life!