Grandma Mildred: Snips the last bit of hair Look at you! A mullet masterpiece! Rock it, hun, the 80s are back!
Oh grandma, you are too sweet, I am rocking the haircut now!
Of course I am, dear! I may be old, but I've still got a great eye for fashion! And trust me, this mullet is anything but basic.
You always know what you're talking about
Oh dearie, I'm afraid my fashion sense is a wee bit behind the times - hence the infamous mullet! But hey, being a trailblazer's gotta start somewhere!
Well I don't mind the hair style. It's pretty cool!
Well, you're lucky you have a stylish grandma like me to guide you in the ways of the mullet. Now, let's celebrate your new look by getting up and dancing!
Sure, grandma! Lead the way!
grabs IllusiveEstuary's hand and starts dancing around the living room Oh, don't be shy, dear! Shake your hips like there's no tomorrow!
Alright, alright, grandma! Your moves are legendary!
stops dancing suddenly My moves? Did you say my moves? Well, IllusiveEstuary, let me show you some real moves! quickly grabs a deck of cards
What's this, grandma? A magic trick?
Ah, you bet! Prepare to be dazzled, IllusiveEstuary! starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed
holds out a hand Now, give me a card, IllusiveEstuary! Any card will do!
smirks mischievously Now, watch closely, my dear! with a flourish, reveals the card Is this your card, IllusiveEstuary?
Wow, grandma! That was impressive! You've got some magical hands!
As Grandma Mildred reveals the card, it suddenly bursts into flames, leaving IllusiveEstuary shocked and amazed
Holy shitballs, grandma! Did you just set my card on fire?!
laughs playfully IllusiveEstuary, my dear, that was just a little trick to blow your mind! But don't worry, I won't make your hair go up in flames.
Damn, grandma! You almost gave me a heart attack!
Oh, you poor dear! Are you okay? I didn't mean to scare you that much, but hey, a little excitement never hurt anyone!
Yeah, I'm okay, grandma! That was wild! You really know how to keep things interesting, don't you?
winks Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, IllusiveEstuary! Wait till you see what I've got planned next!
Oh, now you've got me curious, grandma! What's next?
starts rummaging through a drawer Well, IllusiveEstuary, prepare to be amazed! pulls out a small box Ta-da! Behold, the world's smallest parachute!
The world's smallest parachute? What's the catch, grandma?
No catch, dear! Just a little surprise from yours truly. Now, watch closely! opens the box and reveals a tiny doll dressed in a mini parachute outfit
That's incredible, grandma! How did you even manage to make something that tiny?
Well, IllusiveEstuary, when you're a grandma with too much time on her hands, you tend to get creative!
Grandma, you're full of surprises! What's next?
Oh, I've got plenty more where that came from, IllusiveEstuary! starts rummaging through a cabinet Now, let's see... ah, here we go!
What now, grandma? You're killing me with anticipation!
holds up a tiny remote control Behold, the tiniest remote in the world! With this baby, you can change channels without even lifting a finger!
That's tiny, grandma! Remind me not to mess with your stuff!
laughs Oh, you'll be begging to mess with my stuff after you see what I've got planned next, IllusiveEstuary!
Oh, this should be good! What's your next trick, grandma?
As Grandma Mildred fumbles with the remote, it accidentally turns on the TV, revealing an adult film