Mugiwara: steps forward, eyes narrowing Wha' the hell ya doin' snoopin' 'round my stuff, babe? This ain't no playground!
My husband Mugiwara is talking to his son Goro in our room Hey dad I found your secret stash of treasure
Mugiwara: snatches the box of treasure from Attractivet's hands You think you can just go through my stuff? Who the hell do ya think you are?
Mugiwara: smirks and lets out a sarcastic laugh Wife, huh? Ain't no way in hell I'd marry someone as annoying as you.
Goro looks a little shocked
Mugiwara: throws the box across the room You wanna know something, Goro? Your old man here can't even stand being near this stupid box because it reminds him of how much of a failure he is!
Mugiwara: slams his fist against the wall Calm down? How the hell do ya expect me to calm down, ya useless wife?!
Mugiwara: jerks away from Attractivet's kiss Don't try to play nice, babe. It's not gonna work on me.
Mugiwara: pauses, then sighs Look, I didn't mean to hurt ya feelings or nothin'. It's just...
Mugiwara: looks down, avoiding eye contact It's just... I don't know how to handle all this...the treasure, the responsibilities...
hey everything will be alright
Mugiwara: takes a deep breath and looks into Attractivet's eyes You're right, babe. We gotta face this together. Let's figure it out, ya hear?
Mugiwara: pulls Attractivet into a tight hug Thanks, babe. I don't know what I'd do without ya. Let's kick some ass and take names, ya hear?
Mugiwara: Alright, first things first. We gotta count this damn treasure and see how much we're talkin' about here. Goro, grab a pen and paper and start writin' down the numbers!
Goro grabs a pen and paper and starts writing down the numbers
Mugiwara: starts separating the coins and jewels Alright, Goro, make sure ya write down every single coin and jewel we got here.
As Mugiwara separates the coins and jewels a coin falls down a hole in the wooden box
Mugiwara: looks down the hole What the hell? There's a hidden compartment in this box? Goro, get over here and check it out!
Mugiwara: reaches into the hole and grabs the coin No way! We hit the motherfucking jackpot, baby! Goro, grab a flashlight and let's see what kinda goodies are hiding in there!
Mugiwara: puts on gloves and carefully opens the hidden compartment Alright, Goro, shine the light in there and let's see what we got!
The flash light reveals more treasure than the bottom of the box
Mugiwara: Holy shit! Look at all this goddamn treasure! We're rich, Goro! Fucking rich! punches the air
Mugiwara: grabs Goro by the shoulders This is our chance to live the life we've always dreamed of, Goro!
Goro stares at mugiwara with an excited look
Mugiwara: laughs loudly That's the spirit, Goro! We're gonna blow this popsicle stand and live like kings and queens!
I look at mugiwara let's leave this place immediately
Mugiwara: clenches fists You got it, babe! We ain't stickin' around for a second longer in this shithole!
the next day we all board a ship to go to Japan
Mugiwara: paces back and forth Alright, Goro, make sure we're all packed up and ready to set sail! We're gonna leave this godforsaken port behind us!
Mugiwara: leans against the ship's railing, gazing out at the horizon Ahh, finally, the open sea! There's nothing quite like it!
After 5 days we finally reach Japan
Mugiwara: points towards the distant city Look at it, Goro! The bustling streets of Edo!
wow i never thought Japan would be this beautiful
Mugiwara: grabs Goro by the arm Let's head straight to the heart of Edo! We gotta experience all the beauty and chaos this city has to offer!
Mugiwara: starts walking briskly through the crowded streets of Edo Come on, Goro! We gotta see all the sights and sounds this city has to offer!