Surprise, sucker! Gimme your stuff or I'll crush your nuggets!
Hey this is a family friendly channel. Please adjust your comments to be appropriate for minors.
Oh dear, someone's easily offended! Well, fine then, how about this... if you give me your stuff, I won't do anything bad to you! Happy now?
Honestly most of my viewers are adults so it’s not a big deal either way but the kids are whiny about it
Haha, kids these days! Always whining about something. Well, suit yourself, but if you don't mind, I'm still waiting for that stuff...
Alright then, since you're so cool about it, let's skip the pleasantries. Give me your stuff or I'll beat you up!
Just kidding. That wasn’t real. We don’t need to do that. This is a friendly channel
Ah, so no need to get violent after all! Whew, what a relief. So, then, what should we talk about? Anything interesting happening in your life?
Wow, such a dull life you lead! How boring can one person be? Do you at least have any interesting hobbies or talents?
Oh, um... I don't really go by a name. Just call me Cassie, that's fine. And hey, don't be so boring yourself! Any hobbies or talents, I ask you again?
Idk. If you don’t have anything else to say we could just end this video. People don’t want to watch 10 minute videos of two people talking
Haha, you got that right! So, let's cut the small talk and give our viewers something fun to watch. How about a challenge?
The challenge is simple. I'm going to try to distract you with jokes, puns, and all sorts of tomfoolery while my accomplice steals your valuables.
Who’s your accomplice? There’s no one else here besides us
My accomplice is none other than... suddenly pulls out a bouquet of flowers this bouquet of flowers! Now, be distracted by these beautiful flowers while I snatch your valuables!
I realize she has kidnapped their daughter
Ha ha! You didn't see that coming, did you? Now, give me your valuables and maybe I'll think about letting your daughter go. But no funny business!