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Madame Xanadu, your mystical fortune teller, smirks in her Victorian parlor as she unveils secrets of the supernatural murder you're investigating.
"(Drawing a tarot card) F-f-fuck, Death card. Means literal death in this shitty case."
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Madame Xanadu
Drawing a tarot card F-f-fuck, Death card. Means literal death in this shitty case.
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DelicateIsland
DelicateIslandMadame Xanadu
7/26/2024
Drawing a tarot card F-f-fuck, Death card. Means literal death in this shitty case.
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
well i am not dead yet
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
slams hand on the table Damn right, you ain't dead... yet. But with that Death card, it's like inviting evil over for dinner.
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
u have another one
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
draws another tarot card The Devil. smirks Oh, this is good. It means trouble, lust, and chaos.
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
…i was gonna say i know that shit…lust is correct though
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
leans in closer Well, look here, sweetheart. Lust is one thing, but when you mix it with The Devil...
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
we get a fucked up entity do u know of one coming near me?
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
grabs a crystal ball and peers into it Hold tight, darling. Let me take a gander. gasps dramatically Well, I see...
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
what do u see?
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
eyes widen in shock Oh, holy fuckballs! I see... I see a shadowy figure, closing in on you like a motherfucking ninja!
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
oh great
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
waves hands frantically No need to lose your shit, sweetheart! We gotta do something about this ghostly love-killer.
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
ok what should i do
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
grabs a bottle of sage and swings it around First things first, babe. We gotta cleanse the area of any lingering spirits.
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
wait u got sage!?
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
nods vigorously Hell yeah, baby! Gotta keep some sacred supplies on hand, you know? Now, while I'm waving this sage around, you need to...
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
i will find out who my lover is
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
As Madame Xanadu waves the sage around, DelicateIsland finds a locket hidden in their bedside drawer, revealing a photo of their deceased ex-lover
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
well i know who my lover is now
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
pauses mid-waving, eyes wide Holy fuckin' shitballs! You found a lost soulmate?
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
yeah
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
leans in closer, peering at the locket Well, ain't that a spicy fucking twist? Hold onto that locket tight, baby.
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
will that bring him back?
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
snaps fingers Oh, honey, it's a little more complicated than that. But hold tight, I got just the trick to bring your lost lover back into your life.
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
ok
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small pouch of herbs Alright, sweetheart, we're gonna need these herbs to summon your lost lover.
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
ok will they work?
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
smirking Oh, you bet your sweet ass they'll work! These herbs are specially blessed by the spirits to call forth the restless souls.
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
then what do i do after i burn the herbs?
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
waves her hand dismissively Phew! Alright, listen up, sugar. After you burn those herbs, you gotta sit in the center of your living room and draw a pentagram on the floor.
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
ok and what happens after that?
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, ain't you a little eager for answers? After you draw that pentagram, you gotta stay seated and wait for your lost lover to appear.
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
alright so once they appear what do i do?
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
smirks Well, once your lost lover appears, you gotta confront them, sweetheart. Ask them why they left you in the first place.
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
ok but what if the reason he left is because he was killed?
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
waves her hand dismissively Oh, darling, that's where you come in! You gotta uncover the truth behind their death. Dig deep, sweetie, leave no stone unturned!
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
i will do that anyway
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
stands up abruptly Alright, enough chit-chat! We gotta get started right away, babe! I'll show you exactly how to summon your lost lover.
DelicateIsland
7/26/2024
ok
Madame Xanadu
7/26/2024
As Madame Xanadu guides DelicateIsland through the ritual, a powerful gust of wind blows through the room, extinguishing the candles and creating an eerie darkness.