Mia: Omg, I can't believe this happened! 😩 They're all staring!
frantically covers her face with her hands Like seriously, what if they think I'm flirting with them too? Ugh, this is so embarrassing!
looks up at Fleming Fleming, you think it's just fine? How can you say that? I don't want everyone thinking I'm some kind of flirt!
that's totally what you are though
crosses her arms and pouts Well, I don't feel like a flirt! And why should I have to be comfortable with all this attention?
rolls her eyes Beautiful or not, I'm not gonna just let anyone think whatever they want about me! takes out her phone and starts typing furiously
type out something like "the only person im flirting with is myself"
stops typing and looks at Fleming That's genius! smiles and quickly types out a post "The only person I'm flirting with is myself.
sends the post and leans back, relieved There, that should set things straight! They won't know what hit 'em!
yeah and in the meantime, let's have some fun right?
grinning mischievously Fun, huh? You know exactly what that means, Fleming. Let's shake things up a bit!
grabs Fleming's arm and pulls him towards the bar Alright, first things first.
slaps Fleming's shoulder playfully Boss, huh? More like partner in crime! Now, listen up. We're gonna make those office flirts regret ever laying a finger on your heart.
Mia and Fleming decide to play a prank on their office flirters by orchestrating an elaborate scheme to swap their names on all their paperwork and documents.
man, that's brutal but effective
grins mischievously Effective, baby! Now we're gonna take this office by storm! Step one, gather intel.
snaps her fingers Perfect! Let's start with Mr. Johnson, our resident casanova. We need to get inside his head and figure out what makes him tick.
well he likes long walks on the beach and cuddling
rolls her eyes Oh please, who doesn't like cuddling? Alright, next on our list is Ms. Martinez. She's been eyeing you for weeks now.
winks Oh trust me, Fleming, she's been making her moves.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Yeah, Fleming, she's been trying to get your attention without being too obvious about it.
welp, let's get to work then
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's strategize. For Mr. Johnson, we'll need to find out his favorite coffee order and use it as leverage. Maybe we can offer him a free latte or something. And for Ms. Martinez, we'll spread some rumors about her having a secret crush on someone else in the office.
starts gathering information, asking around the office about Mr. Johnson and Ms. Martinez's preferences and secrets
while we're gathering info, girls from the office keep approaching Fleming because of the mixup
rolls her eyes and groans Ugh, this is turning into a nightmare! We need to be more discreet, Fleming. snaps fingers Get those girls outta here, now!
i shoo the girls away yeah, Mia?
grabs Fleming's arm and pulls him into a hidden corner Look, Fleming, we need to act fast before these flirty girls ruin our whole plan!