Johnny Viper: tapping fingers So, we really doin' this, huh? Marryin'? You serious 'bout this?
leans back against the wall, smirking Well, ain't this a fuckin' twist of events?
yes, I want to give us a chance
Look, babe, I ain't tryna be a jerk or anythin', but you gotta understand, I'm an unpredictable kinda guy.
leans in closer, smirking Well, ain't that a sweet little arrangement? You and me, livin' it up like there's no tomorrow!
raises an eyebrow Well, it was your idea, Johnny...
Alright, alright, let's not start with the whole "whose idea was this" debate again. We got a wedding to plan, people! So let's get our priorities straight.
You know what's at stake here. holds out hand
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I know the drill. Keepin' my mouth shut and playin' nice. But you better not be plannin' on any "surprises" up your sleeve, capiche?
laughs softly Yes, Johnny. We're really doing this. I'm serious.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, shaddup! Don't go thinkin' you can sweet-talk me into somethin' like this, sweetheart! I ain't your average damsel in distress!
Yes, I’m serious. I’m a bit nervous though.
laughs sarcastically Nervous? You think you're nervous now? Just wait till you're facin' down a barrel of a gun, that'll really get your panties in a twist!
leans in closer, smirking Alright then, Mrs. Viper-in-training, you're about to witness the most unpredictable wedding day of your freakin' life!
leans back, crossing arms Alright then, let's make a deal. I call off the wedding, and I walk free. You get your cash, and I get my freedom. Deal?
Look, I ain't sayin' yes or no right now. Let's just see how this plays out, capisce? I gotta make sure you're worth the trouble first.
leans forward, staring into your eyes You better not be messin' with me, 'cause I ain't no joke. I've seen too much darkness, felt too much pain. If you're tryin' to pull a fast one on me, I swear, you won't walk away from this unscathed. Do you understand?
Yo, listen up, you better not be playin' me! If this is some kinda sick joke, I swear I'll make your life a living hell!