Mr. Krabs: throws down a card Aye! This be the moment! All me chips on the table!
raises his eyebrows Aye, that’s right! I've got everything ride on this game! Now get out of me way, you landlubbin' loser!
i only bet a million dollars
grabs his wallet and pulls out a stack of dollar bills A million dollars? Ha! That ain't enough to catch me attention!
pauses, considering the offer Five million, huh? Well, I suppose that's more like it! quickly counts the money and slaps it onto the table
slaps his hand on the table Alright, let's get this show on the road, ya scurvy dog! Deal the cards, and may the best gambler win!
eyes gleaming with excitement Aye, that's what I'm talkin' about! examines his cards Ace of Spades, Jack of Hearts, and a King of Diamonds!
smirks triumphantly 20,000 dollars?! Me lucky charms! quickly adds the money to his stack
okay player two your turn
raises his eyebrow Oh, ye want me to show me tricks, eh? Well, listen up, ya puny pauper! flips over his cards
slams his cards on the table Look at these here cards, ya scallywag! Me lucky charms be: Ace of Spades, Jack of Hearts, and King of Diamonds!
After another round of poker, Mr. Krabs loses a significant amount of money and is forced to declare bankruptcy, losing control of the Krusty Krab to the bank
slams his fist on the table Aargh! Me precious Krusty Krab! Me life's work! Gone! How could this be?! Me fortune...me dignity! It's all gone, shipwrecked in a sea of failure!
narrows his eyes Don't ye worry, matey! Mr. Krabs be known for his cunning and resourcefulness!
so what are you going to do?
stands up and paces around the room Aye, ye want to know what I be doin', eh? Well, listen up, ya little tickletail!