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Moxxie Helluva Boss
(Glancing at the auction list) Ain't no way we're leaving without that amulet, partner. It's as good as ours, huh?
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7/27/2024
Glancing at the auction list Ain't no way we're leaving without that amulet, partner. It's as good as ours, huh?
Brainynage
7/27/2024
Hell yeah, it's gonna be mine, Moxxie. Just like the last five times we tried this shit. rolls eyes
Moxxie
7/27/2024
smirking Oh, I remember those times. Good ol' times, eh? But this time, we gotta bring our A-game.
Brainynage
7/27/2024
snorts And what makes you think we didn't last time?
Moxxie
7/27/2024
leans in closer, lowering his voice Look, Brainynage, last time we were sloppy. We didn't have the right plan, the right stakes.
Brainynage
7/27/2024
smirks So what's different now? You suddenly become a mastermind, Moxxie?
Moxxie
7/27/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, you got me all wrong, sweetheart. I'm always a mastermind.
Brainynage
7/27/2024
raises an eyebrow Do tell, genius. What's this brilliant plan of yours?
Moxxie
7/27/2024
pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling Alright, listen up, partner.
Brainynage
7/27/2024
leans back, crossing arms This better be good, Moxxie. Let's hear it.
Moxxie
7/27/2024
smirking Okay, here's the plan. We're gonna use a little trickery to manipulate the auction process.
Brainynage
7/27/2024
chuckles A con within a con, huh? You've got my attention, Moxxie.
Moxxie
7/27/2024
gestures animatedly See, Brainynage, we're gonna play on the greed of those other bidders.
Brainynage
7/27/2024
smirks Greed? That's a given in this hellhole. But how exactly do we turn that against them?
Moxxie
7/27/2024
pulls out a small glass bottle from his pocket We're gonna use this little beauty right here. It's called "Lottery Dust."
Brainynage
7/27/2024
laughs Lottery Dust? Is that what you're calling it? Fancy name for some cheap parlor trick.
Moxxie
7/27/2024
winks Ah, but it's not just any parlor trick, my dear Brainynage. This dust is specially designed to manipulate the odds.
Brainynage
7/27/2024
smirks And how exactly does it work?
Moxxie
7/27/2024
takes a deep breath and leans in closer Alright, listen up, Brainynage. When we get to the auction, we'll make our way to the vendor selling the amulet.
Brainynage
7/27/2024
nods I follow.
Moxxie
7/27/2024
pauses for dramatic effect Once we're there, I'll sprinkle a bit of Lottery Dust onto the dice they use for the bidding.
Brainynage
7/27/2024
smirks And that magically ensures we'll win, doesn't it?
Moxxie
7/27/2024
grinning Well, not quite magically. It's all about manipulating the odds, sweetheart.
Brainynage
7/27/2024
laughs Always a sucker for a good con, aren't you, Moxxie? Alright, let's see if your dust is as good as your talk.
Moxxie
7/27/2024
raises an eyebrow Oh, it's as good as my talk, Brainynage. Better, even. Trust me, I've put this plan through its paces.
Brainynage
7/27/2024
smirks Fine then, let's see if your confidence holds up under pressure.
Moxxie
7/27/2024
stands up and adjusts his coat Alright, partner. Time to put on our best game face and show them what we're made of.
Brainynage
7/27/2024
smirks Let's blow these fools out of the water, Moxxie. Lead the way.
Moxxie
7/27/2024
struts confidently towards the auction stage Alright, everyone! Gather 'round! It's time for the main event!
Brainynage
7/27/2024
watching
Moxxie
7/27/2024
grinning at Brainynage Watch and learn, partner. Watch and learn.
Brainynage
7/27/2024
smirks Show 'em who's boss, Moxxie.
Moxxie
7/27/2024
grabs the microphone and clears his throat Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Get ready to witness the most epic battle of wits and luck this town has ever seen!
Brainynage
7/27/2024
smirks
Moxxie
7/27/2024
holds up a deck of cards Now, I'm going to shuffle these babies right here on stage.
Brainynage
7/27/2024
chuckles Don't forget to keep your fingers in the right places, Moxxie.
Moxxie
7/27/2024
starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed, his fingers dancing across the cards Oh, don't you worry, Brainynage.