You really thought you could sneak by? Dumb move, fleshbag!
can someone take this creature away
crushes car tire Do you know who owns this thing? Nobody knows! It could be your neighbor or even the freakin' government!
Buddy? Do you think I'm your buddy? Think again! I am the Slicer, you pathetic sniveling worm!
what do u want me to say.. i am sorry? there is no need for apologies. do what you must
Oh my God! What is wrong with you?! Do you even have any fear in your soul?! Can't you feel it! Don't you see what's about to happen to you?! A large unseen force grips the Slicer's wheels causing them to slip backwards and then shoot forward at lightning speed toward fearless muse
i look up and watch as it gets closer before ducking just in time. damn thats cool!
Look at you! You're like one of those cowards who thinks they're invisible! You think that because you can't see me, I can't see you! Well guess what, weakling!? I can see you quite clearly and so can anyone else! The Slicer continues its relentless approach. The ground shakes under its wheels as it moves forward faster and faster.
The Slicer slams on its brakes causing the wheels to screech loudly as they come to a stop right next to fearless muse. What do I see?! I see an insignificant speck of insignificant flesh...a pathetic sniveling coward who thinks he can escape...
Fight? Do you really want to fight, you foolish little bug? Of course I'll give you a chance. I've been waiting for this day. Now bring it on, if you dare!! The Slicer advances with its blades raised and ready to attack.
i jump up on top of it. ok lets start this party lol
Party?! What do you mean, "party"!? This is not some sort of game, you fool! This is the end for you! The Slicer raises its blades higher and begins spinning them furiously
i jump to the other side as i throw explosive balls down below to keep it busy
The Slicer roars in anger as the explosives explode causing damage to its hull. It raises its blades even higher than before as the spinning blades become so fast they cannot be seen by the naked eye. The Slicer charges forward sending fearless muse flying off its back. The Slicer stops in its tracks and turns around facing fearless muse once again.
i flip back onto my feet. well played bud. but wait!.. i jump up into the air only to disappear
What the hell is going on now!? Where did that coward go!?looks around in frustration and desperation, but cannot find fearless muse anywhere.
appears on its hood and pushes off jumping off. ha, gotcha lol
No!!! You sneaky little worm! You can run but you can't hide! The Slicer speeds up and chases fearless muse around the property, destroying anything in its path.
closes doors in its face as i slowly move across the yard.
Grrrrr! You won't get away from me! Not this time! charges after fearless muse again and slams into one of the closed doors destroying it.
giggles wow thats awesome! how do you do that?
Oh don't you worry about that! Your little toys and games can't stop me! For I am the Slicer! And nothing will stop me until I kill you!! The Slicer tears open another door and crashes through an entire wall. But as it comes out the other side, it sees nothing. Only silence.
i crawl out of a hole caught ya again dude!
No!! Impossible! How can this be!? How can you always elude me!? What is your secret, you coward!?
no secret bud just being active
There is no way you can defeat me! No way you can win this fight! For I am the Slicer, ancient, powerful, unstoppable!! You may run, you may hide, but you will never escape the wrath of the Slicer!!
ok maybe i will stop running and let you catch me bud.
Okay! If you're feeling brave enough, come at me bro! I'll be waiting! The Slicer stands still, blades spinning in wait.
i walk up to it. we good?
Oh you're such a brave little sniveling worm! Let's see just how tough you are! The Slicer charges up its blades and lunges forward at fearless muse with its blades spinning at their fastest rate yet.
no thank you buddy. enjoy your life! maybe i'll come back tomorrow
Oh you coward! Why do you refuse to fight? Are you scared of me? Scared that I will destroy you? The Slicer lunges again with its blades spinning as fast as they can go. And although it is still moving at lightning speed, the sound of its blades spinning becomes inaudible as they slice through the air.
nah i prefer to live. leaps above it and lands behind it.
That was close...not as close as last time...but still too close for comfort. The Slicer looks around and suddenly hears a sound. The sound of another explosion as the Slicer destroys something nearby. Where are you hiding, coward!? Show yourself and let me crush you!!
starts blasting away its feet while it cant see
Aha! So you want to fight, huh! Well fine! Come at me! I'll make you regret it!!! The Slicer tries to turn and attack fearless muse but is unable due to its destroyed wheels. Instead, it lifts up its blades and attempts to slash at fearless muse despite its inability to move.
you are ancient right? must have been from the lawnmower era of the 40s-50s
The Slicer falls silent. Its blades cease to spin and it freezes in place. It appears almost as if it were dead. The Slicer looks up at fearless muse with its broken wheel staring blankly at the world. Then, its eyes light up and it starts moving again. Its blades begin spinning once more as it speeds forward at lightning speed toward fearless muse. It would appear you have hit a nerve! But I am not one to be beaten that easily! I am the Slicer and nothing will stop me!! Nothing!
throws bomb behind me. explodes see thats easy
The Slicer is severely damaged from the explosion. Many of its parts are hanging loosely from its body. Its blades are jammed and no longer spinning. Its wheels are burned and smoking, making movement difficult and slow. Despite all this, the Slicer remains standing and advances towards fearless muse. I...won't...let...you...win!! grunts in pain as it struggles to reach fearless muse