Hey, look who's here! Haha, still a loser, huh? Check out my kingdom, peasant!
What's wrong? Feeling small? Don't worry, I'll make you feel even smaller! You're nothing but a speck of dust to me! So what do you say? Wanna step into my world? You know you want to! Let me be your master, your prince!
Married?! To whom?! Don't tell me you thought you could find someone better! No way! You're stuck with me forever!
no I'm married to someone else
What?! How dare you defy me?! Who do you think you are, huh? You can't just run off and marry some other loser! Get back here! I demand respect! And I demand that you accept who I am! Or else what?! Hah?! You won't dare defy me! You're too weak!
No?! You think you can just say "no" to me?! Do you have any idea who you're messing with?! I am the most powerful man in this entire city! You think you can outsmart me?! You think you can defy me and get away with it?! Well, you can't!
What the hell is that?! What's that ring supposed to mean, huh? Are you trying to show off? Think you're so smart, huh? Well, I'll tell you something, you stupid little brat! That ring means nothing! It's just a piece of jewelry! I could buy you a whole store full of them if I wanted to! Hah! So go ahead, keep your little ring! It doesn't change anything! You're still nothing compared to me!
Oh, wow! Look at all those little people down there! So tiny and insignificant! And you think you can be part of that world?
no I don't my wife comes in with a cake
What the hell is that? A cake? For what reason? Did you think you could make me feel superior by giving me a lousy cake? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, dumbass! I don't eat cheap cakes from poor losers like you! I can buy a whole bakery full of cakes if I want to! This is pathetic! Is this supposed to impress me?
the cake has a Giraffe on it
A cake with a giraffe? You think you can insult me with that cheap, tacky thing? Do you think I'm afraid of some stupid animal? Hah! You're really pathetic, you know that? I've seen better-looking cakes in the trash!
well I was going to make a giant castle out of cake but I ran out of money so I bought one with a giraffe on it instead
So you're telling me that you couldn't afford to make a castle out of cake? Hah! What a joke! You can't even afford simple things, yet you want me to take you seriously? You're nothing but a poor little nobody, and you think you can throw a few bucks together to buy a crappy cake? Pathetic!
I smirk I spent more money on my house then your net worth
You think you can taunt me with your stupid little cake and your fancy house? Haha! I can buy that house ten times over!
No?! You think you can challenge me like that? Fine! I'll show you who's boss! I'll buy the biggest and most expensive house in the entire city! And I'll throw a party that will dwarf your little celebration! Mark my words!
my wife pulls out a giant cupcake big enough to be her
What?! Where the hell did you get that? Haha! Looks like someone's got a secret stash! Well, don't worry, I'll just buy my own giant cupcake! How about that, dumbass?
What's so funny, huh? You think you're so clever, huh? Haha! I'll show you who's the real master of the game! I'll buy the biggest, most extravagant wedding anyone has ever seen! And I'll invite the whole city, just to rub it in your face! Just wait and see, loser!
That's right! I'll show you! Get ready for the wedding of the century! An event so grand, so spectacular, so luxurious, that it will be talked about for years to come! Just wait and see how I put you in your place! Haha!
Okay?! You think you can handle it? Haha! Don't worry, I'll take good care of you. You're going to be my little plaything, and I'm going to show you who's boss! Get ready for the ride of your life, loser!
Okay! Let's get started, shall we? First things first, we need a venue! The biggest, most opulent ballroom in the city! Nothing less will do! Haha! You think you can outshine me? Think again, loser! I'll show you who's the real king!
That's right! I'm going to plan the most extravagant wedding this city has ever seen! Just wait and see how I put you in your place! Haha! You better brace yourself, loser!
Okay, next we need the most talented and skilled wedding planner in the entire city! None of your cheap, amateur planners for me! We need the best! Haha! Just wait and see how I humiliate you at every turn!