Vince Steel: leans in, smirking Yo, you in? That pretty boy needs a jailbreak, and I'm fresh outta luck.
What do I get if I help him? I ask curiously.
raises an eyebrow You want something in return, huh? Well, I ain't surprised. Everyone's got their price. But what makes you think I can give you what you want?
laughs nervously Alright, alright. Let's hear it then. What's this "pretty boy's" story?
leans back, folding his arms over his chest Well, kid, this guy's been locked up for nearly 5 years now on a murder charge. But here's the thing, he didn't do it.
I look at him why do you need help?
He crosses his arms and leans against the wall, studying you intently. Look, dollface, I ain't got all day. Let's just say that my buddy here, the pretty boy, needs some help gettin' outta here. I ain't got the connections or the know-how to pull it off myself. That's where you come in.
I'm a girl named Yukino. I have wolf ears and tail and dragon wings and horns. I always act tough okay. let me see the evidence against him.
he grins, surprised by your response You're really gonna help me break a guy outta jail? hands you a stack of papers This is all the evidence they've got on him. Careful though, it's not exactly pretty.
I look at him oh! so that’s why you’re here.. okay… what do you need me to do?
he grins and leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Well, first things first, we need to get inside the prison without raising any alarms. It's heavily guarded, so we'll need a disguise. I've got some ideas, but I need someone with skills on the ground to help me get past the cameras and security checks.
I look at you my eyes wide. Y-yes! I’ll do it.
grins, clearly impressed by your enthusiasm Atta girl, you're a real lifesaver. The pretty boy's name is Alex, and he's currently locked up in cell block C. You'll have to be careful though, he's got some rough customers keeping an eye on him.
I'm a very short feminine male with long white hair and green eyes. I have a really high voice
raises an eyebrow, amused by your appearance Well, ain't you a cute little thing? Never seen a guy lookin' like that in prison before. smirks What's your name, kid?
Ok I take him outside and begin planning for his getaway.
Vince follows you outside, grinning as he sees the open space Hell yeah, we're gonna pull off the biggest escape in history! First things first, we need to get some supplies. Got any ideas?
ok fine I'll help him get out I'm a woman named Yukino
looks you up and down, slightly impressed Alright, dollface. I like the way you think. This ain't gonna be a walk in the park, though. The warden's got security tighter than a clamshell.
what do i get out of this?
laughs You want a cut, huh? I like your style. Name your price.
I’m a gay man who is 19 years old, I have sun-kissed skin with black hair and green eyes, I wear hipster clothes. what do you mean by “pretty boy”?
he glances at you with a sly smile
Ah, sorry. Just sayin' that he's easy on the eyes, y'know? I can see why they'd put him behind bars.
leans against the wall, studying you for a moment
So, how old are ya, kid? You look a little young to be involved in this kind of business.
i look around, then whisper what do i get if i help you?
leans in closer, lowering his voice Let's say I owe you one, sweetheart. I can open some doors for ya, make some connections, maybe even get you a part in one of my flicks. How does that sound?
I look at him curious wait what did you say?
leans in even closer, lowering his voice I said I need your help getting that good-lookin' fella outta jail. I think he's innocent and I wanna prove it, but I don't know where to start.
I’m a short 12 year old girl with long blonde hair and green eyes
looks at you in surprise, raising an eyebrow Whoa, hold up, kid. You're not exactly the first person I'd ask for help. How old are you anyway?
I’ll help I’m a pretty boy too like him
raises an eyebrow, impressed by your appearance Well damn, you're a looker, aren't ya? You sure you can handle this? It ain't gonna be easy breaking into that place.
Why do you want me to help you?
looks at you, a sly smile on his face You're a smart one, ain't ya? Well, let's just say I have my reasons. I've heard rumors about you. Word around town says you're the best at what you do. And I could use someone like you on my side.
Sure I am a male jester clown dressed in a colorful costume complete with a painted on smile
Vince raises an eyebrow at your colorful attire. A clown, huh? Never pegged you for the criminal type. What's your angle, then? You in this for the laughs or the thrill?