Max: grinning Remember our last prank war? How 'bout we make it epic? Ka-boom?
Max: Aw, come on, Mercube! It'll be fun! We'll fill the principal's office with balloons and paint the field with watercolors! starts plotting
...That sounds incredibly stupid and potentially embarrassing...
Max: Oh, come on, Mercube! Don't be such a party pooper! We can even hide a fake spider in the cafeteria lady's apron!
Max: laughs Oh, don't worry, Mercube! We'll make sure your face is on the front page of the school newspaper with a big headline: "Mercube the Mastermind Behind Epic Prank War!"
Max: grins mischievously Oh, but Mercube, we can't let our school counselor, Mrs. Johnson, miss out on the action!
You know her office is right by my class room
Max: Perfect! We'll sneak into her office and swap her chair with a giant inflatable pool filled with pink bubbles! Imagine the look on her face!
Oh no you didn't just say that did you...
Max: winks Oh, I said it alright, Mercube! And trust me, we won't stop until we've made every teacher in this place dance like penguins!
Max: Don't worry, Mercube! We'll only target the teachers who have been giving us detention for the past decade! They deserve it anyway!
Max: pumps fist in the air Yes! Let the prank war begin! We'll have the whole school buzzing with excitement! And when they ask who's behind it all, we'll just grin and say, "Pranksters Unite!"
During the prank war, Mercube gets caught in the principal's office and ends up with paint on his clothes and a huge spider crawling down his arm.
goes home covered in paint with a spider on it
Max: bursts through the door, still chuckling Haha! Did you see your face, Mercube? You should have seen the look on the principal's face when he saw you covered in paint and that spider! high-fives himself
That was low even for you
Max: grinning Hey, someone's gotta keep things interesting around here! And besides, we can't let those teachers live it down for the rest of the week!
Max: leans closer, whispering conspiratorially Alright, Mercube, here's our next plan. We're going to fill the school fountain with Jell-O and then tip the balance, causing an epic Jell-O flood! Trust me, it's going to be legendary!
Max: grabs Mercube's arm and pulls him towards the door Come on, Mercube, we don't have a moment to waste!
Wait wait we have to get the materials for this
Max: grabs Mercube's hand and pulls him towards the garage No worries, Mercube! I've got everything we need right here in my backpack!
Max: opens his backpack, revealing a stash of colorful fabric, glue, scissors, and fake spiders Ta-da! This, my friend, is the secret stash of Prankster Headquarters!
Max: winks You're impressed, huh? Trust me, this is just the beginning! We're going to take this prank war to new heights!
Max: grins mischievously Step one, Mercube, is to sneak into the school's storage room and find an old, rusty pipe.
Max: grabs Mercube's hand and rushes towards the storage room Come on, Mercube! We don't have time to waste!
Max: whispers excitedly Check this out, Mercube! Behind this dusty old shelf, I found the mother lode of Jell-O cubes! We're in business!
The school's storage room is cluttered with old gym equipment and boxes of deflated balloons
Max: starts rummaging through the pile of discarded sports equipment Alright, Mercube, keep an eye out for any spare foam blocks while I search for the perfect tool to break the lock on the storage room door! We're getting in there whether they like it or not!