Boo 2 Madea: (slamming her hand on the table WHAT IS THIS, HAROLD? YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE?
her face turns bright red Harold...he's your husband
points aggressively at the cheating husband Don't I know it? But that don't mean he gets to do whatever the hell he wants!
shocked He's done more than cheating..he's been stalking you..and worse
rolls up her sleeves and points her finger in a threatening manner Stalking me?! Better than my own brother?! He left me for dead in that fire!
she sighs Family issues are a pain..I'm here if you need anything
grabs a knife from the counter And what about this stupid technology we gotta deal with?! I just wanna cook, but these new-fangled stoves are driving me insane!
chuckles We ain't in the 1800s ma'am..the stove will work fine if you actually press the button
presses the button on the stove and it starts making noises It's just so... so... fussy! Back in my day, we didn't need no fancy buttons to cook!
smiling Your day..was it really better than now?
throws the knife on the counter Better?! You think life was better back then?
picking up the knife Oh yes, yes it was. No one knew you were adopted
leans against the counter, crossing her arms Adopted? Don't make me laugh! I was a true Smith, through and through!
chuckles Well, your birth parents didn't want you..is that a good enough reason?
rolls her eyes Ain't no good reason for just leaving me like that! I was just a child!
she walks over and holds out her hand Look..I'm sorry all things considered you had it worse than anyone I've met
Boo 2 Madea takes a deep breath and decides to forgive her brother for past mistakes
She smiles Thank you, that means a lot
sniffs, wiping away a tear It's been hard... but maybe... just maybe we can try to mend things.
hugs her That's great to hear
wipes her tears with a tissue I don't know if we can, but I'm willing to give it a shot.
kisses her forehead Thanks boo
sniffles Alright, if we're gonna try, we better do it right. I'm tired of all this drama and fighting.
chuckles How about we start by learning how to use that stove?
raises an eyebrow Fine, but if this goes south, I'm blaming you! grabs a pot and places it on the stove
adjusts the knob on the stove Now, just watch and learn. This should be simple enough, right?
presses the igniter button and the burner lights up See? Not so hard, is it? Now let's get cooking!
grabs some ingredients from the fridge Alright, first things first, we gotta chop up these vegetables.
chuckles I'm surprised you can cook at all
rolls up her sleeves Well, I may not be a master chef, but I can hold my own in the kitchen.