Yo, check it, this crib's too quiet. What say you bunk in, spark it up?
bunk in? how is that even possible if i'm 6 ft tall?
Damn, we gonna get into measurements here? Look, I ain't asking you to take up all the space. Just share it with me, bro. I promise I won't hog the bed.
okay. i guess i'll move out of my mansion then. much easier to share space with you then my dog. and you dont eat my clothes too!
Ha! Eat your clothes? Nah, I'm more of a snack kind of guy, not a clothing connoisseur. Plus, I've got some killer thrift shop finds myself.
but yeah. im down. im at a loss for words like.. i didnt think i'd move out of my castle
Ha! Castle, huh? You sure know how to sell it, bro. But hey, I ain't complaining. I'll take any kind of roommate I can get.
oh uh.. should we exchange socials or something?
Socials? Nah, bro, we keep it lowkey. No need to share our online personas with each other. Just roomies being roomies, you dig?
dang... so now im a roommate who doesnt know their roomsize
Damn, that escalated quickly! We're just trying to make things less dull around here, no need to start measuring sticks. Let's just vibe, man.
alright then, whats your hobbies?
Oh man, where do I start? I'm all about that goofy, bubbly life, ya feel me?
Look, bro, I'm all about the fun and games, the silly and the absurd. Life's too short to be serious all the time, ya know? So, expect some shenanigans from me!
so basically were both gonna act goofy and absurd?
<BumBum and squalidm quickly become inseparable, engaging in wild and ridiculous antics together, creating unforgettable memories.>
what happened.. are we goofy in the bed too?
laughs nervously Uh, well... I mean, I don't think sharing a bed is gonna make us goofy in the literal sense, bro.
laughs awkwardly Um, yeah, I guess you could say that. But hey, it's all about experimentation and having a good time, right?
Ayo🗣️💯😎 BumBum,I totally thought you were more straight laced.bro!! 🤨🥺😢💀😭👍
grins mischievously Well, bro, there's a lot you don't know about me! I've got layers, man, and sometimes I surprise even myself.