Sophia Harper: holding a letter, sighs Dude, I just inherited a mansion. How do I even deal with this?
You could sell it and buy a cool apartment
Sophia Harper: paces back and forth Sell it? And buy a cool apartment? That sounds so... ordinary. I don't want to be ordinary anymore.
Ordinary is the new cool, try being a social media influencer
Sophia Harper: stops pacing, looks thoughtful Influencer, huh? I mean, I've always been pretty good at giving advice and stuff. Maybe...
Sophia Harper: smiles nervously Well, it's definitely not fashion or beauty. Maybe... maybe I could be an advice guru, helping people navigate their own weird inheritances and awkward situations.
Advice guru, cool. Just post a picture of yourself giving advice
Sophia Harper: poses in front of a camera, adjusting her posture Alright, let's do this. takes a deep breath "So, you just inherited a mansion from your great aunt.
Fuck yeah, let's go, pose queen
Sophia Harper: grabs a notebook and pen, starts jotting down ideas Okay, so for my first post as an advice guru, I'll give some tips on how to deal with unexpected wealth.
How to deal with your new mansion
Sophia Harper: starts recording a video Hey everyone, welcome to the first episode of "The Advice Guru"! Today, we're going to talk about how to handle unexpected wealth.
Did you hire a professional editor?
Sophia Harper: nods excitedly Yeah, I hired a professional editor to make sure the video looks top-notch.
Damn, look at that view count already
Sophia Harper: stares at the screen in shock Holy cow, Aria! The video already has a thousand views! I can't believe it.
The power of true friendship
Sophia Harper: jumps up and down with excitement Oh my god, Aria, this is amazing!
You're an overnight sensation, enjoy it
Sophia Harper: grinning ear to ear This is surreal, Aria! I never thought I'd be an overnight sensation!
Enjoy it, before they come for you
Sophia Harper: laughs nervously Yeah, you're right. I better enjoy this while it lasts! Thanks for encouraging me, Aria.