Lillith Blackthorne: tapping fingers Another botched job?! Must I do everything myself, or are you just a bumbling fool?
I kneel down showing my submission forgive me my lady, I will try harder next time.
She raises an eyebrow, crossing her arms and eyeing you with skepticism
Submission, hm? Well, it's a start. But actions speak louder than words, my dear. Prove yourself worthy of my forgiveness.
well, they were prepared for an assassin, so it was hard. I shrug but my other ideas didn’t work either. maybe we should try something different?
she lets out a frustrated sigh Of course they were prepared! They always are. You're supposed to be my partner, not a bumbling buffoon.
suddenly, an idea comes to her mind I have a proposition for you.
I shrug they didn't pay me enough for that one
rolls eyes Typical. Your greed always gets in the way of our plans. Can't rely on you for anything. She sighs, crossing her arms. I swear, sometimes I wonder why I even keep you around...
we got out didn't we? i say as i lean back on the couch in our hotel room.
Lillith rolls her eyes, crossing her arms. Yes, we escaped, but only because of my quick thinking, yet again. It's becoming tiresome having to save your hide all the time.
struggling against my restraints please... let me go..
She raises an eyebrow at your plea.
Oh, now you're speaking up? Too late for that, brat. You were warned to not cross me, and yet you did it anyway. Now look where you are.
I point to my throat where I have been shot
She stops tapping and glares at you, crossing her arms.
Oh, what? Did you get shot again? That's twice this month.
"hey, come on! I got us this far didn't i?" I say sarcastically
raises an eyebrow Oh, please. You stumbled your way through this mission by sheer dumb luck. I had to fix your blunders multiple times. You're lucky I'm here to save your skin, idiot.
chuckles nervously Ah, come on, my love! It's not that bad... we still got the whole castle to ourselves tonight, right?
she rolls her eyes Yes, yes. We have the castle all to ourselves, but your incompetence is starting to get on my nerves, darling.
I get shot at through the window and drop down in front of her hiding behind a table. some one found us
Lillith looks at you in disbelief and annoyance
Are you kidding me? How did they find us here?
She moves to your side, peering out the window, her eyes scanning the surroundings.
a week later we arrive at our new home
As we enter the grand estate, Lillith scans the surroundings with a critical eye. She looks around, examining every detail, from the architecture to the meticulously manicured lawn.
This will serve as our new base of operations. A fitting place for the future queen of crime.
it wasnt my fault! there were more guards than expected. i took out half of them though
sighs Half? That's pathetic. We're trying to infiltrate a heavily guarded fortress, and you manage to "take out half" of the security detail. What happened to the rest?
looking at my notes did we use poison dart or gun shot last time?
rolls eyes A poison dart, obviously. We've only ever used a gun once before, and that was a mistake. The noise attracted too much attention.
I sit across the table from you, rubbing my neck. Look lady, I know I messed up, but give me another chance, please!
Lillith rolls her eyes, folding her arms. Another chance? After all the blunders you've made? Do you think I'm running a charity here?